Recipe: Perfect Egg Cream

Perfect Egg Cream

Perfect Egg Cream. Sorry for the background distractions; we had to move fast to get the shot.

While this recipe is likely to produce a perfect egg cream, we can’t predict how many tries it will take you to get there. The good news is that the failed drinks will taste the same as the good ones so you can painlessly dispose of your mistakes. By the way, everybody talks about the appearance and texture of an egg cream, but what about the taste? Being made mostly of seltzer water, it’s a mild concoction that is especially pleasant on a hot summer day. So don’t feel bad if you have to drink several of them. Makes one egg cream serving (at a time).

Ingredients:
1 part Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate Syrup, preferably Kosher for Passover
2 parts very cold milk (try putting it in the freezer till ice crystals start to form)
4 parts very fresh* seltzer (not club soda or mineral water)

Method: start by pouring maybe 3/4 of an inch of U-Bet in the bottom of a glass, then add double that amount of milk. Add the spoon you will use to stir; it should be long enough to extend over the top of the glass. Now tilt the glass and pour in the seltzer, slowly so it will not form a head.

Overmixed Egg Cream

Overmixed Egg Cream. Note the uniform brown color and imperfect head.

Now comes the magic: place the glass on a flat counter and agitate the spoon vigorously, up and down as much as side to side, stirring at the very bottom but keeping the rest of the glass and ingredients as undisturbed as possible. What will happen (in a perfect egg cream) is that the layers will magically separate so you get syrup and milk on the bottom and a perfect white head on the top. Serve at once, before the head dissipates.

(What is more likely on your first attempts is that you will overstir, so the white foam gets mixed into the drink and the bubbles go away. Drink up and try again.)

*Can’t emphasize VERY FRESH enough. Best to use a soda siphon or start with a fresh can of seltzer for each drink. We used a half-liter bottle and it was losing its fizz by the third drink.

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Let’s make Chinese takeout at home!

Sweet and Sour Pork

Chinese Takeout made at home: Sweet and Sour Pork

In upstate New York, almost all Chinese takeout places are currently closed. A local paper surveyed them* and found that most were unable to get standard ingredients, like egg roll wrappers, that are shipped from the NYC area. Hopefully that will change soon, but in the meantime we can make many Chinese-style dishes at home.

Sweet and sour pork is an example. Most of the ingredients are already in your kitchen or available in your local supermarket, even in times of short supply. (If you can’t find rice vinegar, use white or cider vinegar.) Follow our recipe and you’ll end up with a product that is likely better than the takeout dish you’re used to. And, by the way, a little research suggests that while sweet and sour pork is American in origin, it was created by Cantonese in California who were attempting to duplicate a favorite dish from home.

Orchid Noodles

Orchid Noodles after Barbara Tropp–made with Manischewitz Fine Egg Noodles were on sale for the holiday

If you want to get a bit more ambitious—with the ingredients, not the preparation—try Orchid’s Chinese-Style Cold Noodles. This easy cold dish was a potluck favorite, back when we had potlucks. You do need toasted sesame oil, but that’s a common enough ingredient that you should still be able to find it in your local store if you don’t already have a bottle. The rest of the ingredients can be hacked with standard American products though I would really urge you to make the effort to order Chinkiang vinegar from Amazon and wait the few days until it arrives. It’s full of deep flavor, unlike the standard black vinegar you see in Asian markets that’s darkened with molasses.

Try “Chinese” in the search box to find a few more Chinese takeout recipes you can make at home.

*The link will take you not to the article in the Daily Gazette, which has a firewall, but to a blog piece in the Albany Times Union which cites the Gazette piece and adds some interpretation. Read the unfortunate comments (you have to scroll way down past the ads) and you’ll feel some extra globalist pride in making these dishes, in the same way we were going out of our way to eat at Chinese restaurants a few weeks ago.

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Comfort Classics: Lemon Bars

Tangy Lemon Bars

Mom’s Tangy Lemon Bars are a true comfort classic. You can blot the top with a paper towel while still warm to remove the froth, but I like it the way it is.

My mother loved lemon bars, and I would always pick one up at Putnam Market in Saratoga Springs before I got on the plane to visit her at her assisted living facility in Austin. She’d divide the bar and eat half in front of me, then save the rest for a future dessert. It was comforting to watch her eat it, and even more so when she offered me a small taste.

On March 19, one of the last days that food establishments in New York were allowed to serve food on the premises, I sat in the window of Putnam Market and watched the diminished sidewalk scene as I ate a lemon bar all by myself. I thought about my mom, about all the challenges right now, and about how good that bar tasted: a brilliant balance of sweet and sour with almost too much of each.

We published our own lemon bar recipe a while back, and were very satisfied with the results which were quite similar to the Putnam product. If you don’t have access to fresh lemons, you can use Lucy’s bottled lemon juice which is reasonably close in flavor and omit the zest which will affect the texture more than the taste. (Lakewood, the brand we mentioned in the recipe post, is marginally better but harder to find.) Warning: you’re going to end up with a lot of lemon bars so make sure you have some folks available to help you eat them.

Lemon Bars

Lemon Bars after slicing, more than anyone could possibly eat… or is it?

And, we were delighted this week when The Kitchn tried four famous lemon bar recipes—and declared ours the winner! Well, not actually, it was Martha Stewart’s recipe which uses sweetened condensed milk and is definitely worth trying. But when reviewer Amelia Rampe said she was looking for “a sturdy-yet-tender crust” and “a bright lemony filing that strikes the perfect balance between tart and sweet” we were sure she was talking about us.

In fact, all of the recipes she reviewed sound great and depending on how long we are holed up we might make every one of them. Lemon bars are the kind of comfort classic we need right now.

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The great egg cream controversy

Peter Pan Egg Creak

This beautiful egg cream is from Peter Pan in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. It would not, however, satisfy the purists in the great egg cream controversy. Photo by Vicky Wasik for Serious Eats.

I’m writing the day before Passover and have found, unfortunately, that there is very little availability of the U-Bet Kosher for Passover Chocolate Syrup this year and it is not safe to go from store to store looking for it. So rather than publish a recipe many readers can’t make, we’re going to split this post on the great egg cream controversy into two parts. The technique today, the actual recipe after the holiday.

I have been waiting for my friend Daniel Berman, of the FussyLITTLEblog, to return to the great egg cream controversy. His blog has gone dormant, so we’re going to do our best to pick up the burden.

According to Michael Isaacson, who seems to know something about Jewish culture, “A Genuine Brooklyn Eggcream is a cold, sweet, dark chocolatey drink with a creamy white head.” (Even the “white head” can lead to egg cream controversy, as we’ll see in a moment.*) We’re going to use that description as our goal, rather than doing the usual testing of different ingredients and methods which would kick our taster into hypoglycemia.

First controversy is what kind of chocolate syrup to use. The passionate will say you can only use Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate Syrup and further that you must use the seasonal “Kosher for Passover” version that substitutes cane sugar for corn syrup**. Dissenters will say that you should use Bosco, a product that predates U-Bet and therefore might be the original, or that the tastes of the cane sugar and corn syrup versions are identical, or even that you can use Hershey’s. We are going to stick with U-Bet.

The second egg cream controversy is the order and technique by which the ingredients are combined. The U-Bet folks themselves say you add syrup first, then milk (whole milk, never 2% or skim), then seltzer and stir them with a swirling motion using a long spoon so the bottom ingredients become distributed in the foam on top. Others insist you add the syrup last, and use the spoon to direct it into the glass by creating a channel through the foam in which you will pour it.

The source of the seltzer (never club soda or mineral water) also matters. In a Brooklyn soda fountain it would have been squirted into a glass with enough pressure to move the other ingredients around. If you are pouring from a store bought bottle (which must be absolutely fresh) or can (which some claim produces better results than the bottle, probably because it is opened on the spot so sure to have maximum fizz) you will have to find another way to duplicate the ingredients.

Lavalette Egg Cream

Reader Lynn Lavalette shared her own egg cream on the U-Bet Facebook page. Notice the perfect white foamy head!

We are going to go with Mr. Isaacson’s technique which has a couple of additional subtleties. The milk needs to be almost frozen, to the point that crystals are floating in it, to add creaminess to the finished product. And you need to “bounce the spoon up and down” at the bottom of the glass rather than stirring it. This will mix the syrup and seltzer at the bottom of the glass while the milk (being lighter weight, especially since it is near frozen) rises in a pristine white foam to the top.

Our recipe is here. Good luck!

*Here’s an easy variation which is also delicious and foolproof to make although by the purists it is not an egg cream because it does not have a pure white head. It was served up by Harvey Randall at the Jewish Food Festival in Schenectady NY and I can attest it is delicious. Combine one part Fox U-Bet, two parts cold whole milk and 8 parts seltzer in a wide mouth jar of a size that the ingredients will fill 2/3 of capacity. Seal and shake 20-30 seconds then “pour into small cups” to serve.

**OU Kosher, a company that does Kosher certification, has some background on why cane sugar is Kosher for Passover and corn syrup is not. It’s NOT because corn is Chometz, a fermented (or fermentable) grain which is not allowed in the house during Passover. Rather (thanks Daniel Berman for this correction) corn is Kitniyot, a separate category of prohibited items created at a later date. Of course, corn was unknown in Egypt at the time of the Old Testament.  But corn is a grain and it can indeed be fermented (ask any moonshiner) so a restriction reflecting the Chometz rules would seem appropriate.

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Comfort Classics: Texas-Style Barbecue Sauce

Texas-Style Barbecue Sauce

Texas-Style Barbecue Sauce, on meatloaf

Comfort Classics is a new feature for our challenging times. We’ll revisit some recipes that have appeared on Burnt My Fingers for easy, reassuring dishes, sides and sauces you can make at home without stress and with ingredients you are likely to find in your grocery store if not your pantry. And what better way to begin than Texas-style barbecue sauce? In Texas you would never eat this on a freshly smoked brisket (Tabasco only, please!) but it’s fine for leftovers in a sandwich and you can use it on all kinds of other meats, such as the meatloaf we tried today and of course hamburgers or hot dogs.

We were trying to replicate the sauce served at Sonny Bryan’s, a joint on Inwood that we grew up with. They make their own sauce and will sell it to you in a jar at the counter; they also made, or sold under their name, a commercial product with a different formula. The latter is not what you want and it’s apparently no longer available. The original sauce had a good sweet-sour balance and a nice smokiness from the cumin. That’s what we are going for here. Check out our Texas-Style Barbecue Sauce and we think you’ll like it.

What other comfort classics have you enjoyed on Burnt My Fingers over the years? Let us know (in the comments or by email) and, if there’s enough interest, we’ll dust them off and take them out for a spin.

P.S. Here is an “original” recipe for Sonny Bryan’s sauce which apparently appeared in Dallas newspapers in the 80s. I like the idea it includes a whole lemon, something I’ve never found a trace of in any jar of Sonny’s sauce. The amount of Worcestershire scares me and makes me think the results might be inedible, but give it a try if you are so inclined.

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Food for thought: The Takeout food blog

Takeout Sichuan Asparagus

Sichuan Cumin Asparagus from The Takeout food blog

Judging from our own stats, people are spending a lot of time looking for ideas on things to cook at home. Which is how we discovered The Takeout food blog. This Chicago-based site is where we learned that Alinea, Grant Achatz’ wildly innovative and unbelievably restaurant, is now doing takeout at $35 and $40 for a 3-course meal. Near the top of the front page currently is I’ve cracked the code for Instant Pot caramelized onions, an earnest but questionable method which is as enjoyable for the comments as for the recipe itself.

There’s also a bunch of ideas for using up all those potatoes you brought home in that hoarding frenzy, and a Sichuan Cumin Asparagus recipe we’re definitely going to try though without the recommended air fryer. Actually quite a few of the recipes are a bit fast and loose with the details, like this Make-Do Tartiflette in which the writer eliminates the stinky cheese (Reblochon) which is the key ingredient and then decides what the hell, I’ll change up a few things too. It helps to know the parent company is the publisher of The Onion, though I am 99% sure the recipes on The Takeout are meant to be actually made in your kitchen.

In short, The Takeout food blog is great entertainment, as much for the writing and comments as the food. Just give yourself a reality check before diving into the recipes. Check it out.

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Takeout 2.0 is here, and will be with us for a while

Social Distancing

Social distance while picking up takeout is part of takeout 2.0. The blackboard indicates which directions customers should go to claim their meals.

Saratoga Springs is a seasonal tourist town, which means 8 months of the year the local restaurants are barely hanging on. The mandated closings due to COVID-19 have been a devastating blow. Some have shuttered for good, others announced they’re closed for the duration, but a few have embarked on what we’ll call Takeout 2.0.

These places are used to packing leftovers for patrons to take home, but preparing multiple takeout meals a night is a different story. This week was scheduled to be Saratoga County Restaurant Week, and the sponsoring Chamber of Commerce quickly pivoted to Takeout Week. Last weekend we ordered from one of our favorite local restaurants, Taverna Novo. Owner Patricia Novo teaches wine in a local culinary arts program and has a huge cellar that she made available at roughly retail prices to take out with your food. (The state has made a temporary exception to a rule against selling alcohol to go unless you are a licensed store.) We got one bottle included with our Takeout Week meal, and also purchased a 32 oz half-growler of their excellent house pinot noir for $17 plus deposit.

Blue Hen Lamb Ragout

Not pretty, but delicious: lamb ragout from Blue Hen.

The next night, and another night later in the week, we ordered from the Adelphi Hotel complex which includes Salt & Char, Blue Hen and Morrissey’s. They offered a 3-course meal for $15, not a special but something they’ll do nightly for the time being; Morrissey’s had half-price on their sushi rolls. The takeout containers were funky Kraft boxes with the pan juices sloshing around the bottom (they must have been last to order their supply at Restaurant Depot and had to buy what was on hand) but once plated the food looked and tasted great.

A week later, we took a stroll around town and many places seem to have fine-tuned their process. We were worried that we did not get the promised curbside delivery at the Adelphi (had to go into the lavish lobby and sit on a magnificent Victorian bench and wait) but tonight there were efficient systems to avoid contact at more than one establishment.

And, some businesses have stepped up to the plate and offered to be a clearing house for farmers, food producers or smaller restaurant kitchens that cannot afford to maintain a storefront. Vic Christopher, a perpetual innovator in Troy, is offering takeout from his fine dining Peck’s Arcade at Little Peck’s, previously a brunch and coworking space, and has invited other producers to add their goods to his menu. And Nine Miles East, our farm-to-table pizza place, will now deliver fresh vegetables from local farms with your pizza. You can even buy a roll of toilet paper (limit 1 roll, with food order) for 35 cents. Now that’s takeout 2.0.

P.S. Saratoga-report.com is a new site offering local updates on the virus and community and government response AND links to a number of restaurants now offering takeout. Check it out!

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Recipe: Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread

Our garlic bread is Texan, not Upstate Italian, in provenance. It’s what our mother made to serve with spaghetti or maybe a chicken in tomato sauce. It’s super easy and uses materials you probably have on hand… just what’s needed in these times.

Ingredients:
French or Italian-style bread, a loaf or part of a loaf, stale okay
Butter or olive oil (we use the oil from our Garlic Comfit and include a few cloves for good measure)
Garlic powder
Salt

Method: if the bread is too stale to cut, soften it a bit by heating for 30 seconds in the microwave. Cut into serving slices then slather one side of each slice with butter or oil. Shake on a generous amount of garlic powder, add salt to taste, reassemble the loaf. Wrap tightly in aluminum foil and bake in a 350 degree oven until bread is piping hot and oil/butter and garlic are thoroughly incorporated in the crumb. Eat immediately.

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Recipe: Garlic Bacon

Garlic Bacon

Garlic Bacon, any questions?

Garlic bacon is exactly what we need in times like these. We stole it from Food52, who stole it from Chrissy Teigen. Only change we’ve made is to double the garlic. Makes 1 or 2 servings, but it’s easy to expand.

Ingredients:
4 slices bacon, thick sliced
2 cloves garlic, finely minced

Method: preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lay out bacon on a silicon pad or parchment paper on a half sheet pan, making sure the slices do not touch. Distribute garlic bits evenly over the bacon. Bake 20 minutes or until crisp, then drain on paper towels. Use the bacon grease generated to roast amazing root vegetables; DO NOT throw it out.

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Thank heaven for corned beef and cabbage

Corned Beef and Cabbage

Corned Beef and Cabbage (the cabbage has cooked down and disappeared)

In the time of COVID-19, we’ll be switching our focus on simpler meals that can be prepared using ingredients that are already in your home or readily available. Today being St. Patrick’s Day, we can start with a real winner: corned beef and cabbage. It’s easy, it’s filling, and most of the ingredients are currently on sale at your local supermarket (and hopefully in stock: at our local store the fresh meat shelves were stripped bare but there was plenty of cured product).

To make corned beef and cabbage, simply dump your hunk of corned beef (flats recommended) into a pot, add water to cover, and simmer 50 minutes per pound with the spices and liquid that come inside the bag. Add potatoes and carrots, peeled if you want and cut into serving-size chunks, the last 30 minutes; add quartered cabbage and onion the last 15 minutes. Serve with zesty mustard (we like to mix some dried mustard with the cooked down liquid from the pot) and some good bread.

Corned beef will also keep in its package indefinitely in its freezer, so it’s good to have on hand if you think you might be stuck at home for a while. If we’re not making corned beef and cabbage, we like to cook it in the oven or even in the smoker, like a regular brisket. And cabbage, in addition to being one of the world’s most healthful and versatile vegetables, will keep for a good long time in your fridge. Simply peel off the outer layers (which will also protect you against any contamination) till you get to the good stuff, then try one of our many coleslaw recipes. (Vincent’s cole slaw is by far the most popular, but if you don’t like garlic KFC style is a close runner up).

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. And stay safe.

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