Wirecutter did a cook-off and declared Seattle-style hot dogs the winner, so of course we had to do our own taste test. The dog they presented had a toasted potato bun spread on one side with cream cheese, a grilled and butterflied beef hot dog, caramelized onions, squirts of sriracha and spicy brown mustard, and a topping of sliced jalapeños. We had to improvise somewhat, using a supermarket roll with our poppyseed bun hack and a natural casing Kayem beef and pork frank because that’s what we had on hand, but I don’t think it had a major effect on our judging.
There’s a lot to like about this dog. The cream cheese adds substance and a background richness I’d like to try with other toppings. The jalapeños offer a vegetal freshness your nose will appreciate as you load it into your mouth. (The finished Seattle-style hot dog is bulky enough that you have to insert it end-forward like a torpedo going into its launcher.) Judge José Andres described the various ingredients as “diplomats” in the sense that they work well together, but the combo seemed a little… Seattle for us. We’ll stick with the street smarts of a New York dirty dog with a generous amount of onion sauce, or a Chicago-style dog when we want to kick up our heels a bit. (And note that the Chicago dog is topped with sport peppers to give those jalapeños a run for their money with a bonus kick of vinegar.)
Incredibly, the Chicago dog and New York dog were paired against each other in the first round of judging. That’s like seeing France and Spain paired up in the group stage of the World Cup. New York won but was knocked out in the next round by the Cincinnati dog, which is essentially Cincinnati Chili on a bun finished with a huge amount of grated cheese. (José Andres loved the cheese and is obviously swayed by muchness.)
You can watch the full video of the Wirecutter hot dog cook-off here.













