My blogger friend Daniel B revealed something remarkable: he has 40 chicken carcasses in his freezer. Talk about freezer hoarding! These are supermarket rotisserie chickens which have been mostly plucked clean of their meat but with some scraps and connective tissue left as well as the flavor and nutrition in the bones. He’s moving out of state and is looking for a soup kitchen or dedicated stock maker to take the lot. If you are interested, contact him at the link above.
I will be the first to say I am also guilty of freezer hoarding. We have a good size bottom freezer in our main fridge and a dedicated freezer in the basement. We buy a half pig every year which takes up one shelf in the big freezer. Various frozen produce takes up a second shelf…. including a lifetime supply of sour cherries from the tree in our yard. The rest is chaos, and mostly my fault. My freezer hoarding includes:
- One or more whole USDA Prime briskets purchased on sale on trips to H.E.B. Market in Austin…. Because how could you not? The TSA people recognize the profile of the frozen brisket in the x-ray of your carry-on and wave you through the security line.
- A whole pig belly (with skin on) marked for porchetta, plus five pounds of uncooked tripe for the pickled tripe experiment I promised nearly two years ago. There is also a pig’s foot in case the tripe needs more collagen to jell.
- Any number of packages of Certified Angus beef I buy marked down at Price Chopper because they are past their sell-by date. Typically there are half a dozen packages of short ribs I will accumulate and then throw in the instant pot, and several steaks.
- Multiple sacks of shrimp shells where I peeled the shrimp, then saved the shell for a future stock. As well as several sacks of coriander roots (for Thai seasonings) and curry leaves and Kaffir lime leaves (which we’re not supposed to call that any more) and lots of bacon and the last couple sacks of my Benton ham.
What’s not in the freezer are things nutritionists advise you to put there to keep them in optimal condition, like coffee beans and spices. I don’t disagree, but there’s simply no room.
Part of the problem is that some of my most reliable consumption devices, i.e. teenagers, are absent at school or other activities. Sure, I could make up a whole porchetta, but then that turns into refrigerator hoarding.
Does anybody else want to come forward about their own refrigerator hoarding? Maybe we could combine your frozen pastry shells and my frozen cherries and make a pie!


















