Nibbling at the 2019 Winter Fancy Food Show

Greuenbroeker Cheese

Greunbroecker blue cheese is amazing: when it’s sliced the white sections turn yellow in a few minutes, signaling it’s ready to eat. Distributed by World’s Best Cheese, so I’m hoping I can get my friends at Putnam Market to order some. Spotted at the 2019 Winter Fancy Food Show.

Once again the Winter Fancy Food Show was a garden of earthly delights. They’ve remodeled Moscone Convention Center in San Francisco, taking out whatever separated the North and South Halls, so the venue seemed even more forbiddingly enormous than on my last visit.

Plant Snacks

Plant based everything!

The biggest trend was definitely plant-based everything, typically derived from obscure medicinal plants cultivated by various native peoples, often with probiotic benefits. I did an interview with the CEO of Kuli-Kuli, the moringa people, and will report on them separately. Baobob and Yaocan root also in evidence.

As always, I found a few oddities lurking in the outer aisles, like Salted Egg potato chips. Why not? They tasted like eggs, but salty.

Salted Egg Potato Chips

Salted Egg potato chips

Several vendors offered rustic flatbreads… robust doughs mixed with lots of seeds and dried fruits, then rolled or extruded thin and baked. Gave me some ideas for my own baking projects: make some sourdough then put it through a pasta roller.

Rustic Flatbreads

Rustic flatbreads

The Japanese pavilion had on display some of the most ridiculously marbled Wagyu cuts I’d ever seen. You would need a note from your cardiologist to try these, but fortunately they were not offering samples.

Wagyu Beef Assortment

Heart attack on a plate

Azuma Foods International, a foodservice distributor of Japanese seafood salads, had an interesting display of seaweed salad: tinted neon green (the way we usually encounter it), with natural colors and untinted, side by side. Tasted exactly the same, of course.

Seaweed Salad

Seaweed salad comparison

The first day at the show I developed some kind of flu-like feverish symptoms and powered down the Immunity hemp elixir shot from Lumen (which, unlike most CBD products apparently, is pressed from the whole hemp plant rather than made from extract). I felt surprisingly restored the next morning. Then tried the Restore which had me shaking as if I’d downed a fistful of amphetamines, so I guess it’s not a placebo.

Lumen Hemp Extracts

Lumen hemp extracts

Then there were the mochi ice creams from several sources. I’m not a fan of this bean cake masquerading as a dessert, but have to admit it tasted better frozen than at room temperature.

There were some grumbles from exhibitors about supply chain problems due to the current trade wars, but attendance was good and the hall was close to full, so the 2019 Winter Fancy Food Show can be deemed a success.

Mochi Ice Cream

Mochi Ice Cream

Note: click on any thumbnail to see a much larger rendition of the visual.

In our next post: ridiculously high-end (and expensive) artisanal chocolate.

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Cleveland Kraut: best taste at Fancy Food Show

Curry Kraut

Curry Kraut from Cleveland Kraut

We’re just back from the Winter Fancy Food Show in San Francisco and will have several reports over the coming days. But this is too good to wait. The (subjectively) best thing I had at the show can be found not in some frou frou emporium or celebrity chef’s kitchen…. But at Walmart. We’re talking about Cleveland Kraut.

I happened on these guys randomly in a cheese aisle at the show. The specific best thing was their “classic” caraway kraut which was probably the most well-balanced sauerkraut I have ever tasted. There were many, many pickle vendors at the show but most were disappointing. Most of the wares were vegetables preserved in a vinegar brine, vs naturally fermented. Which is ironic because probiotics and other gut-food was a huge trend elsewhere. And the Kraut brothers with their “raw & probiotic fermented foods for all” were right there at the head of the curve.

Walmart Kraut

Cleveland Kraut facings at Walmart

The Cleveland Kraut guys make maybe a dozen varieties, of which maybe 8 were in evidence when I beat a path to my local Walmart in Saratoga Springs, NY. It’s under $6 for a pound which is more than a can of processed stuff but less than you’ll pay for a small curated jar of artisanal kraut. They have hit a sweet spot in delivering a quality product that tastes good but is exceptionally well priced.

Last night I tried the “Gnar Gnar” which I assumed was some kind of Cambodian mountain pickle but in fact is derived from “gnarly” and is described as a “Cleveland take on kimchi”. It is indeed spicy, garlicky, almost too powerful… Gnarly. This morning’s breakfast was Curry Kraut with jalapeños, carrots, ginger and turmeric… perfect. Beet Kraut is waiting in the fridge then it’s back to the store.

We have previously remarked on the surprising variety available at Walmart and this is a good example. One wonders what a small company which has already managed national distribution was doing at the Fancy Food Show in the first place. The answer, of course, is to introduce their product to people like us. Go to your local Wally World and try some now.

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Breakfast Cheeseburgers, aka Cheeseburgers for Breakfast

Breakfast Cheeseburgers

Breakfast Cheeseburgers, ready for their taste test

When I was in college they would serve burgers in our (pretty awful) dining hall on Saturday at lunchtime. I would make up several extras and squirrel them away in my dorm room (my roommate loved this) and enjoy throughout the week. More recently, I have documented that Texas Schoolburgers suffer no loss in quality when served the next day. So what if we set up a deliberate test to have cheeseburgers for breakfast and see what develops?

A very important caveat: this will NOT work with burgers that have “sauce” on them (aka thousand island dressing) like those served at the White House. These mayo-based dressings might well turn into a salmonella factory left for hours at room temperature or inadequately chilled. Rather, I am talking about the classic Texas burger with mustard, pickles and a generous amount of onion as well as lettuce and tomato. The vinegar in the mustard and pickles seeps into the bun and deepens the experience. The onion (raw) increases its funkiness and flavor appeal. The processed cheese, immutable as a diamond, reflects the glow of the other ingredients. What’s not to like?

The other night I had a rental car in San Francisco, a rare thing, and picked up some In-N-Out burgers made to my custom formula before I was ready to eat them. In-N-Out uses whole leaf lettuce, and this tends to cool down the burger as the hours pass. The burger was definitely not as good as it would have been enjoyed hot off the griddle. But I’d picked up a third burger to try as cheeseburger for breakfast. Here’s what happened the next morning, after I divided the cold sandwich into thirds.

Breakfast Cheeseburger

Breakfast Cheeseburger #1

Breakfast Cheeseburger #1: I removed the leaf lettuce with the thought that the cool lettuce is part of the appeal at In-N-Out. Microwaved 30 seconds on high, then restored the lettuce. Result: without the density of the lettuce, this burger started cooking vs heating which was not what I wanted. Got some nice pan juices running onto the plate. Cheese, which is barely soft when it comes from the burger place, started to melt. Tasty, but too much a departure from a fresh burger.

Breakfast Cheeseburger

Breakfast Cheeseburger #2

Breakfast Cheeseburger #2: shredded the lettuce like they do at Burger House in Dallas, which makes the best burger I have encountered, then microwaved 30 seconds on high (with the lettuce in the sandwich). Result: delicious, as good as eating fresh the night before.

 

Breakfast Cheeseburger

Breakfast Cheeseburger #3

Breakfast Cheeseburger #3: did nothing but take the final third of the cold burger and popped it in my mouth. Result: delicious. The burger and cheese had the mouthfeel of a cold meat loaf in a sandwich, and the cold vegetables set it off beautifully with crunch and tartness. Tied with #2 for my favorite.

The bottom line: Cheeseburgers for breakfast are a thing!

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Let’s just put oregano on everything!

If you order the magnificent Italian Mix sub at Roma Imports in Saratoga Springs, the last thing they’ll do is shake on some dried oregano. Likewise with the surprisingly good #2 regular ordered “Mike’s Way” at the Jersey Mike’s chain. And we’ve taken to doing the same thing with salads at my house. Instead of composed dressings like my Skinny Vinaigrette, we just add some olive oil and balsamic or red wine vinegar, liberally incorporate salt and pepper, then finish with a shake of oregano.

This spice also figures prominently in many Italian-influenced dishes, like the tomato pies we were comparing recently. It’s also a key add-in to menudo, that legendary Mexican hangover cure. We even found a recipe for a lemon-oregano shortcake. And when I was holed up in a hotel room in a kitchen this past weekend and needed to cook an emergency kebab dinner, which spice did I go out and grab at Trader Joes? You guessed it, oregano.

Oregano Plants

Fresh oregano plants. I find the taste too mild and refer the dry stuff. Photo by Garitzko, via Wikipedia Commons.

Oregano has a bitter, herbaceous flavor profile that turns savory foods into something more complex. If you don’t have dried herbes de Provence or marjoram in the house, oregano will work just fine and its bitterness makes it an acceptable stand-in for dried (not fresh) basil, mint or shiso. You can’t use it to generate heat, nor for that distinctive licorice flavor of fennel, nor for sweets which have their own menu of spices. But for the minimally stocked kitchen and the lazy cook, oregano goes a long way.

I have in the past gone out of my way to purchase Greek oregano (which has a lemony topnote) and Mexican oregano (which seems to be more flavorful, maybe because I buy it at Penzey’s and it’s fresher) but to hell with that. Now I just have a great big jar of McCormick’s oregano purchased at a big box store, and if I don’t get enough flavor I can shake on some more. (My jar looks like the one above, which you can buy with free shipping as an add-on item at Amazon, except mine is already half empty after a few months.)

2018 was a tough year, and 2019 is shaping up to be equally challenging. Let’s simplify where we can. Starting with oregano on everything.

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Rating Chicago airport hot dogs

Gold Coast hot dog

Chicago airport hot dog from Gold Coast in the Midway food court… maybe not the best ever but pretty pretty good.

[See UPDATE at the end.] Chicago takes its hot dogs seriously. This includes the Chicago airport hot dogs served to travelers at O’Hare and Midway who never get on the L and see the city first hand. I usually connect through Midway early in the morning on my way to the west coast and I grab a dog with the works at Gold Coast Dogs in the food court. I have no idea how it stacks up against the very best neighborhood hot dogs, but judged against a universal standard of hot dog goodness it’s excellent. The sausage is generous in size and nicely charred on the grill. The bun is soft, but sturdy enough to stand up to the fillings. And the condiments are just what you want and expect: mustard, neon green relish, onion, two sport peppers, a pickle spear and a shake of celery salt at the end.

America’s First hot dog… small (can you find the dog?) and sad.

When planning my current trip, I discovered Southwest has eliminated its ALB-SNA itinerary so I had to fly United and go through O’Hare. This opened some new hot dog opportunities. I strode off the plane, searched “hot dogs” on Yelp, and found several places that were within walking distance. The nearest place was “America’s Dog” so I got there quickly and ordered the Chicago dog. What a disappointment! It was a much smaller frankfurter to begin with, and the ingredients, though they were all there, were arranged haphazardly on the bun. And it was a terrible value at $6.49…. as I recall the Gold Coast dog was a little over $5. The only positive thing was that it left me so hungry I realized I could eat another hot dog for breakfast, and did.

Kiosk Hot Dog

Kiosk hot dog was better, but suffered the effects of the steam table.

I went off in search of “Chicago Style Hot Dogs” but that place is not where Yelp says it is, nor is it where the signage on the airport wall says it is. Perhaps it has gone out of business or morphed into a deep dish pizza place? I ended up (and mistakenly checked in) at one of several kiosks that are operated by a single server who assembles the dogs off a steam table. The server gamely put the ingredients through their paces. She even added some slices of cucumber, which I had never seen before. (They didn’t add much.) But the steam table meant both the bun and the dog were flaccid.

Looking at the morning’s experience with Chicago airport hot dogs, I marvel at the variability that can be encountered in a simple tube steak. I am going to stipulate, and I will wait for Chicagoans to tell me I am full of lake water, that the dog absolutely has to be grilled to a crackling brown (close to black) crust. And it needs a sturdy bun that won’t fall apart when you eat it.

Like many people who discover they enjoy cooking at a young age, I once fantasized about opening a restaurant as a way to make people happy. A hot dog restaurant was one of my ideas. I would offer endless variations—my favorite innovation was a curry dog with mayo and mango chutney—and they would be cheap, nutritious and filling. Certainly a Chicago dog would merit a place on the menu. It’s not easy because you have to get that special neon relish (which, as I discovered when making Texas Schoolburgers, is more than just relish with green food coloring) and you need sport peppers (which aren’t actually a thing) with just the right degree of hotness.

A guy tried a hot dog business in Saratoga awhile back and it failed quickly. His Chicago style hot dog cut corners, and was unsatisfactory. You need the real thing. And grill that dog, dammit.

UPDATE: shortly after this post was written, I was able to procure the fixings straight from Vienna Beef and did a taste test during the Super Bowl. You can read about here. In other news, Gold Coast Dogs at Midway did not survive the pandemic and was replaced by a stand that says Vienna but turns out an inferior product.

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Hacking the secret McDonald’s menu through online ordering

Secret McDonalds menu turns $1 cheeseburger into something tasty.

Fast food places are promoting their online ordering, through a browser or a proprietary app. Nothing wrong with that. And I’ve discovered that you can hack the online ordering system to create a secret McDonald’s menu which would be difficult to pull off when you’re standing at the register.

Secret McDonalds Menu

My secret McDonalds Menu order

Case in point: the hacked $1 cheeseburger. Click it into your shopping cart in the app and click “customize”. Add extra onions, pickle and mustard, minus ketchup and add lettuce and tomato. Walla! You’ve got a reasonable facsimile of a Texas cheeseburger for a more-than-reasonable $1.20. (Upcharge for the lettuce and tomato.) If you’re worried they won’t put on enough mustard, go the condiment section and add a serving of honey mustard or hot mustard to your order for a cost of $0.00.

This works because there is a system in the store that prints a perfect order ticket, ready for processing. As opposed to standing in front of the minimally trained order taker who is punching buttons and may or may not make a mistake. (Even at In-N-Out, which is proud of its off-the-menu specialties, my custom order is wrong maybe 10% of the time.) Plus the people behind you in line are getting more and more irritated.

Secret McDonalds Menu

The order!

Another online ordering hack is my custom sub at Jersey Mike’s: I start with the #2 regular (best combination of value and flavor in my opinion), request it “Mike’s Way” which means oil, vinegar and oregano, then add crushed pepper spread, jalapeños, banana peppers and pickles. The meat and bun are swamped by the delicious veggies making me think this sandwich is good for me. (Probably not.)

McDonald’s secret menu? Jersey Mike’s secret menu? What’s your online ordering hack?

Jersey Mike Hack

Hacked #2 regular at Jersey Mike’s

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Recipe: Chili Crisp Ice Cream

Chili Crisp Ice Cream

Stewart’s Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream with Chili Crisp Topping

Spicy Chili Crisp is the Sichuan condiment that’s taking the world by storm (our world anyway). It’s crunchy and flavorful without being overly hot, and has a bonus picture of a grumpy housewife on the label. What could be better? Chili Crisp Ice Cream, that’s what!

Making it couldn’t be easier. Start with your favorite ice cream flavor without nuts, chocolate chunks or other mix-ins that would distract from the crunch of the Chili Crisp. Spoon some on the top and you’re done. We used Pumpkin Pie, a seasonal flavor at Stewart’s Shops, but a vanilla or French vanilla would certainly work. And maybe the seasonal Eggnog favor? Try your own combinations and let us know.

You should be able to find Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp (Chili Oil Sauce) at any well-stocked Asian market, and can also buy on Amazon.

P.S. For another unorthodox ice cream topping, try this.

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New Years Taste Test: Tomato Pie

Tomato Pie Taste Test

Tomato Pie Taste Test: Utica-style, Utica-style with roasted tomatoes, Sfichione

We have long wanted to do a recipe test for Utica-style tomato pie. With New Years upon us, we realized a suitable competitor to Utica pie would be Sfincione, a Sicilian street food that is especially popular when the calendar turns over. A bit of googling and experimentation produced two recipe candidates, one of which got a sub-test. So let’s look at our tomato pie contenders.

The sauce: for the Utica-style pie, we used a very simple sauce recipe from Sal Detraglia’s lively (though not recently updated) blog about Utica foods and other matters. The key ingredients are a can of crushed tomatoes, a can of tomato paste, and sugar. Precisely because this base is so simple, we balked at Sal’s instructions to roast fresh Roma tomatoes and add them to the sauce. So much trouble! We also did a separate side-test of balsamic vs red wine vinegar add-ins because we wondered if every Italian nonna has balsamic on hand.

For the Sfincione, we began with this recipe from the New York Times but it had a number of flaws, starting with missing a key ingredient, water, duh. A recipe from our mischievous friends at Serious Eats was in general better but we’re glad we began with the NYT because it has a wonderful way of prepping the onions. The result was head-banging levels of umami.

The dough: both the recipes we sourced started with a very wet dough that was lightly kneaded but got most of its tensile strength from a long, cold fermentation. We added some semolina (durum wheat flour) for sturdiness and flavor: the sfichione got just a little; the Utica style pie was almost 50% semolina. The sfich’ also got a boatload of yeast, a full tablespoon for just 300 g flour. The doughs proofed for an hour or so at room temperature, then went into the refrigerator for 24 hours. After that the doughs were punched down, shaped into rectangles, then rolled and stretch with a rolling pin and by hand to fit a half sheet pan. The sfich’ was very elastic; the Detraglia tore when stretched, probably because of the large proportion of hard durum flour. The prepped doughs then proofed 2 hours which brought them up to room temperature and produced a slight secondary rise.

The assembly: there are those who compare the abundance of Upstate New York tomato pie choices and proclaim one better than another because of its crispy crust. The way to achieve this miracle is very easy: lots of olive oil. It goes in the dough, in the bottom of the half sheet pan to bake the dough, and perhaps again on top before the sauce as added. A tomato pie cook can use olive oil in the same way a fine dining chef uses butter and salt: make the food delicious by adding more than you’d ever add at home. We tried to follow a middle road, using oil in abundance but not so much it produced grease pillows. (We put it on the pan, but not on the top of the pies before saucing.)

The cheese: yes, there is cheese in a tomato pie but not necessarily a lot. The Utica style pies got just a sprinkle at the end. The Sicilian got a mixture of ¾ c cheese and ¾ c breadcrumbs, allegedly to “stretch out” the cheese on this peasant street dish. We used Pecorino Romano on both.

The results: the first test, of the vinegars, was conducted in the saucepans used to cook down the sauces. There was no question the balsamic was better. It added a layer of complexity and also sweetness, which is useful if you’re chary of dumping several tablespoons of sugar into your sauce. But the difference was narrow, and red wine vinegar (or cider vinegar) would work fine.

As to the roasted tomatoes, adding them initially threw the flavor profile out of balance. Their acid needs to be tempered with more sugar, so we put in another spoonful for that side of the test pie. After that all three tasters preferred the roasted tomato version in sauce form.

The bake: we preheated a pizza stone in a 450 degree oven and baked the Detraglia pie first. 10 minutes then a 180 degree turn and another 15 minutes or so till the bottom crust was crisp and the top was beginning to brown but not yet too much. Then the heat was lowered to 400 degrees for the sfincione per recipe instructions and it cooked for a little longer at this lower heat. We let them cool to room temperate which is how you’d taste them at local places (I’ve never encountered a “warm” slice nor an offer to heat one up) and again in the morning cold after sitting out on a porch over New Years Eve.

The verdict: the Detraglia pies were very close to what you would think of as a good Utica tomato pie. After baking and cooling, the flavor of the roasted tomatoes didn’t really make a difference but the extra volume they provided was welcome; one taster felt the other side of the pie (without roasted tomatoes) didn’t have enough sauce. We could also have improved the bread/sauce ratio by making less dough; the recipe would easily have filled half a second pan. The pie could also have used more olive oil, on the top of the dough as well as in the pan.

The Sfichione finished out of the running, sadly. The crust was uninteresting and the lower temperature bake made it floppy. The sauce had that funky, skunky flavor you get when there is just too much umami. We won’t make it again, but we’ll definitely fine tune the Detraglia recipe and publish our own version in 2019.

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Hepburn’s Choice is back at K&L Wines

Caol Ila Distillery, Islay

K&L spirits buyer David Driscoll likes to take the ferry, not the plane, from Glasgow to Islay. The Caol Isla distillery is one of the first sights to greet the visitor. Photo borrowed from K&L’s highly entertaining spirits blog.

At the beginning of 2018 we bemoaned the lack of Hepburn’s Choice single malts in the inventory of K&L Wines, dubbed the best wine store in America by the Wall Street Journal. Good news! At the beginning of 2019 there are four new Hepburn’s Choice choices available, as well a very special cask strength Caol Ila that ranks with the best bottles we’ve ever tasted.

Hepburn’s Choice, according to the label on the back of the sole remaining bottle in my current stock, is “named in honour of our directors’ late maternal grandfather, William Hepburn, who travelled the globe with his job in the Diplomatic Service.” Presumably the “our” is Langside Distillers, the captive label of K&L. The bottles are “chosen to showcase the specific characteristics of one of Scotland’s whisky producing region, or those of a distillery in particular.”

You can read about the new bottlings in the copy on the K&L website, after doing a search for “Hepburn’s Choice”. Sample, for the Croftengea 12 year old (which we ordered): “The heavily peated malt from the reclusive Loch Lomand distillery is easily the best thing they make. A stupendous Highland peater that definitely has some of the more woodsy earthy smoke as well as hints of briny kippers and sea spray. A gorgeous pointed citrus quality and warming fresh bread note round out this powerful yet elegant peater and solidifies it as one of the most affordable and interesting malts we’ve ever sold this year.”

If you live in a state that allows liquor shipments, you’ll find K&L’s shipping rates reasonable. If you don’t, you’ll have to arrange a will-call and visit their stores in Hollywood, Redwood City or San Francisco. Our order is already packed and waiting for us to collect it next week on Harrison Street, which is why we’re willing to share news of these very limited bottlings.

And speaking of limited bottlings, check out the 2009 Caol Ila 8 Year Old “Signatory” Single Hogshead Cask Strength Single Malt Scotch Whisky (750ml) at $89.99. We thought our previous Caol Ila from the Hepburn’s Choice collection was the best dram we’d ever tasted, but this may top it. From the tasting notes: “It has a freshness and intensity unsurpassed by any similarly priced peater in the shop and beats even the wonderful young Ardbegs in terms of sheer power.” Just get some now.

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Capering into a new year

Sicilian Dried Capers

Sicilian capers dried (at left) and reconstituted (at right)

You probably buy your capers, if you use them, in tiny glass jars. This makes capers seem precious, jewel-like, to be doled out one by one. So why not go in a different direction in 2019… and make it a year with capers out the wazoo?

Capers in Dry Pack

A full pound of dried capers from Sicily!

Shown here, a full pound of caper berries—which will weigh more when reconstituted—dried in Sicily, cured in salt, and available for the ridiculously reasonable price of $22 delivered. You do need to rinse them and let them soak a few minutes in fresh water before use; follow that simple direction and most reviewers say they are a superior product to more familiar brine-packed capers with a fuller flavor. (My verdict: the dried Sicilian berries are indeed better, but be sure to rinse thoroughly after soaking to get all the salt off.) And if you want brine-packed capers Amazon has them too, at an equally reasonable big-jar price.

Capers are the berries of an evergreen shrub and are hand-picked in Spain, Morocco and Italy (and perhaps other places, but these three dominate the market). They have a taste that’s like a bite of pickle but more complex, with an additional vegetal note. They’re delicious, which is why aficionados guiltily snack of them right out of the jar (but only a few at a time).

Your new supply is going to make a big difference because, after consuming perhaps 8 oz in your entire life, I am now going to ask you to finish your entire package by the end of 2019. You don’t have to eat them all yourself, but you do have to prepare foods people will enjoy rather than dumping in the trash.

The two most common uses in my life have been on loaded lox-and-cream-cheese bagels and as a component of steak tartare. I’ve used them in astringent lemon butter sauces on chicken or fish and wished I could have some more. (Now I can!) Here are a few others mentioned by Amazon reviewers (I’ve starred the ones I am excited about):

*Pizza topping
Potato salad mix-in
*Coleslaw mix-in
*Tartar sauce (use in place of or additional to chopped pickle)
Mixed with cream cheese
Chicken piccata

And, how about capers in your New Years’ Texas Caviar Salad? Go for it! A new year is coming, and hopefully a better one.

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