Recipe: Fourth of July Hamburgers

Fourth of July Hamburgers with Jake’s Famous BBQ Sauce and Mexican Pickled Onions.

You could make these any day, of course, but a midsummer cookout seems like the perfect occasion for juicy Fourth of July hamburgers. Texas-Style Potato Salad and Better-Than-KFC Cole Slaw are ideal accompaniments. Makes 4 burgers.

Ingredients:
1 lb good ground chuck or 85% lean ground beef*
¼ c dehydrated onion flakes (Toné brand recommended) or ¾ c raw onion, finally chopped
1 T Worcestershire sauce
½ t ground black pepper
¾ t Kosher salt (you may want to add more after tasting the raw burger, but be careful because Worcestershire sauce is salty)
Cheese for topping (optional)
Buns and condiments of your choice

Fourth of July Hamburger Uncooked

Hand-formed and ready for the grill.

Method: combine meat and seasonings in a bowl and mix well. Form into 4 patties that are firm but not too pressed together. Rest 30 minutes or more so the moisture can reconstitute the onions, then grill or pan-fry to desired doneness. Top with cheese at the end, if you like, and leave on an extra minute until cheese starts to melt.

Tone Dehydrated Onions

Tone Dehydrated Onions

*Some like to grind brisket, short rib etc but I find ground chuck does the job well. If you trust your butcher’s generic ground beef, 85% lean is the ideal mix. More fat than that and it will be too greasy; too-lean burgers will fall apart on the grill.

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Whole Shabang “Jail Chips” may be the best ever

Whole Shebang Chips in Shipping Box

The Unboxing of my order of Whole Shabang Potato Chips

I discovered The Whole Shabang Potato Chips quite by accident. A half-eaten package was in a shopping bag in the back of our Prius. I was on a long road trip so I helped myself to a few. Wholly mallolly! These were probably the best chips I’ve ever eaten. The cut and fry of the chips themselves was ideal, and the taste was a robust onion/garlic profile PLUS a hint of tartness like in salt and vinegar chips AND mild chili spice as in BBQ chips. I finished the package in short order then went on a quest for more.

The Prius makes regular trips to Pittsfield MA where my wife buys cheese at a frou-frou grocery called Guido’s; I assumed the chips had come from there. But their website turned up blank while a Google brought up strange references to… prisons? Then I remembered my college student telling some yarn about how these chips are only available in prison commissaries but he had somehow procured a supply.

Whole Shebang Bag Interior

Inside the bag of Whole Shebang potato chips

And it’s true! The parent company to Whole Shabang Chips is The Keefe Group, a billion dollar supplier of prison commissaries. How quixotic that they decided to make the world’s best potato chip and provide it only to inmates, not at retail. And of course the inmates got very creative; this very good piece of investigative journalism shows how they make a complete meal out of rice, ramen, boiling water and the chips as a garnish. I don’t think you’ll be tempted to try it at home.

Whole Shebang Bag

Original Whole Shebang Chips, from the website.

The happy conclusion to this story is that Whole Shabang potato chips are now available by mail order, to law abiding folks like us. You can get a pack of six 6-oz bags for $19, which is about what you’d pay for a premium chip at retail, with free shipping if you live close to the PA plant like I do.

You can also order from Amazon with the confidence of prime shipping, but you’ll pay a bit more. On the other hand, your Amazon order will bring you a single bag of chips, which may be all a decent person needs to eat. Take your first bite of The Whole Shabang and you’ll understand what I am talking about.

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“Renouncing foreign princes” in Utica, NY

Last Saturday, June 22, was a glorious day to visit Utica NY with a blue sky, ideal temperatures and light puffy clouds. We were there for the World Refugee Day Celebration and planned to celebrate by eating as wide a variety of ethnic foods as we could culminating in a visit to the event itself.

Pork hand pie at Lucky Mey’s; the crunchy bits are jicama which are non-Cambodian but delicious.

We started out at Lucky Mey’s Market where we picked up some premade bahn mi (fine, except for absence of pate) and delicious pork hand pies that were a bargain at $2. This Asian goods grocery was neat as a pin compared to the other Asian supermarket which probably has more stuff, but you can’t find it all. Then off to Lejla and Ajla Coffee Shop, where were lucky enough to arrive on the last day before the owner goes home to Bosnia for two months. We crossed the street to Zwe Ka Bin Burmese Tea and Snack Shop and ordered noodle salad which was really good with a peanutty sour dressing and batter-fried mung beans on the side.

Zwe Kwa Bin Noodle Salad

Noodle Salad from Zwe Ka Bin in Utica

Now it was time to head toward Kennedy Plaza for the International Refugee Day festival itself. The Google Maps link actually leads to an apartment complex called Kennedy Plaza, but it’s a compact area and we found the correct park easily enough. Booths and tables were set out by various local banks, civic organizations and organizations selling henna tattoos, African fabrics and other goods linked to specific refugee groups. I have not seen such a variety of ethnicities and regional garb concentrated in such a small area anyplace, NYC included.

Utica ROTC Color Guard

Utica High School ROTC Color Guard at citizenship ceremony

The citizenship ceremony kicked off around 12:15 with a number of short speeches by public officials, a former refugee who has now earned her doctorate in dentistry and is returning to the area to practice, and one of the citizenship candidates who told a harrowing tale of her family’s experience in various camps before they arrived in Utica.

A Homeland Security official who was praised for coming to Utica on his day off (does the government no longer provide funding for citizenship ceremonies?) made a fine statement and then administered the Oath of Allegiance. It’s an anachronistic pledge which includes references to renouncing “all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty”.  My college student companion found it a bit jingoistic but I had a tear in my eye, as did most of the audience.

Utica Ethic Foods

Ethnic foods of Utica…. many of the hole in the wall places are not listed.

Afterward we all—including the Homeland Security official—celebrated by lining up at the “Eat Out Lao(d)” food truck where we got pretty good Lao jerky, sticky rice and papaya salad (no green beans but good heat). Various groups in ethnic costumes were to perform on stage, but we moved on for our Lebanese raw lamb kibbeh at Zeina’s Cafe—we got it to go and I later discovered no one would eat it but me, which was fine—and a stop at Roma Sausage and Deli on the way out of town where we bought a whole small pie ($9), a Sicilian sausage roll (maybe $5) and too much house-made sausage.

Roma Tomato Pie

Utica Tomato Pie from Roma… the best

Utica is a smallish city of 61,000, and 16,000 of those citizens—better than a quarter of the population—came as refugees. The spirit of diversity and tolerance is everywhere, not only in the variety of foods but in the clothes people wear on the streets and the way they present themselves. (Lots of porch sitting, lots of pop up shops in front yards.) The director of the sponsoring MVRCR (Mohawk Valley Resource Center For Refugees) told us only 130 refugee placements have been approved thus far this year, which is far below the level needed to sustain the vitality of the community. Let’s hope things get better soon. If you would like to help, you can donate here as well as supporting similar programs wherever you are.

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Jersey Mike’s: how to get an excellent sub at your local strip mall

Jersey Mike Number 2

The #2 sub at Jersey Mike’s, on parmesan roll Mike’s Way with everything except mayo

I first encountered Jersey Mike’s in the Las Vegas airport. I was not expecting much, and was surprised to get a more than decent sub though at elevated airport prices. Then Jersey Mike’s opened a store in my local strip mall, and please don’t tell the other Mike, at Roma Imports, but I have been straying there with increasing frequency.

The challenge with chain eateries is that you have food prep staff who may have little interest in the food and in fact may have little interest in food in general. I tried Taco Bell last week because so many people seem to like it and I wondered what I was missing. Nothing, it turns out. The ingredients were there but whoever put my order together might as well have been putting dirty clothes in the wash for all the care and attention that was given to presentation and juxtaposition of components (by which I mean, as an example, that shredded cheese should be placed where it can melt in the heat of the meat or other element rather than randomly sprinkled over the product).

Jersey Mike has several strategies to avoid this problem. First, they use actual rolls of meat and cheese and actual deli slicers in the stores so the food will be fresh. Second, they promote “Mike’s Way”, a turnkey combination of condiments and shaken-on oil and vinegar that is very close to the formula for a good Italian Mix. By now I have had maybe a dozen subs, each prepared by a different server, and am impressed by the consistency.

To get a good Italian Mix sub at Jersey Mike’s, start by ordering the #2 regular on Parmesan roll. There are other more expensive combos but the #2 will give you a good hit of meat and the meat really isn’t the star, the combination of ingredients is. Now comes the magic: when they ask you want it “Mike’s Way” reply that you want everything in the condiment case EXCEPT mayo. This instruction is pretty hard to screw up and will bring you banana peppers, jalapeño peppers, red pepper spread (which they make in house) and pickles as well as lettuce, tomato and onion.

Jersey Mikes Condiments

The condiment tray at Jersey Mike’s

Because the ratio of veg to meat is so high, you can fool yourself that you’re eating something healthy. And the Mike’s regular is maybe 2/3 the size of the Roma’s Italian Mix, so you don’t have to take a nap after. Plus they keep sending me coupons as a member of the Shore program, which I lap up like Pavlov’s dog.

This article on Thrillist (which makes a strong case for Mike’s cheesesteak sandwich on a white roll, white American cheese, onions and green peppers; I’ve tried it [with yellow mustard, my custom mod] and it is excellent) has lots of lore on the origins and recent success of the Jersey Mike’s chain including the fact they originated in a surf shack on the Jersey Shore (hence Shore loyalty program). Apparently many of the locations sport surfboards and other beach paraphernalia, though mine is devoid of such atmosphere other than some poster-size beach photos.

The Thrillist article says there are currently 1700 franchise locations, with plans to add another 1500 in the near future, so there’s a good chance you can find a Jersey Mike’s in your local strip mall. Worth checking out.

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Recipe: Instant Pot Pork Adobo

Instant Pot Pork Adobo on Rice

Instant Pot Pork Adobo

Adobo is often referred to as the Filipino national dish, an irresistible medley of rich tangy sauce and meltingly tender meat. The Instant Pot is ideal for making Pork Adobo because you can sauté the ingredients, cook the meat in minutes instead of hours, then reduce the stock without using a second pot. You could even use the Instant Pot to crisp the optional garlic topping but that’s a little risky because you don’t want it to burn; I use a separate nonstick pan for this. Serves 8.

Ingredients:
3 lb pork shoulder or pork butt, cut into 1 ½ cubes (roughly; follow the separation of the muscles when cutting)
1 T cooking oil
1 large onion, sliced thin
4 garlic cloves, chopped
½ t peppercorns
¾ t Kosher salt
¼ c water
¼ c soy sauce
¼ c white vinegar or Datu Puti cane vinegar*
2 bay leaves
Additional salt, ground black pepper and possibly vinegar to taste

For the optional garlic topping:
5 cloves chopped garlic (a bit less than ¼ c)
A bit of cooking oil

Method: heat oil on Sauté Normal setting and sauté pork cubes in 2 or 3 batches, turning frequently, till all sides are lightly browned and crisp.  (This helps them keep their shape in the advanced stage of tenderness.) Reserve meat and add sliced onion and garlic and cook till softened, 3-4 minutes. Add peppercorns, salt, water, soy sauce, ¼ c vinegar and bay leaves; if your polk shoulder has bones then add them too and pick the meat off after.

Seal and cook on High 25 minutes with natural release. When pressure has released, remove meat from pan and cook down stock with Sauté Normal setting till reduced by half. Taste for seasoning; I deliberately used less vinegar for a very slight sour note and will typically add another ¼ cup at this point, plus ½ t of ground pepper.

For optional garlic topping, cook the chopped garlic in oil in a nonstick pan over low heat so it becomes fragrant and browned but not burnt. You could also clean the Instant Pot and sauté the garlic in there but the heat is a little high and you will have to watch it like a hawk, stirring constantly.

Serve Instant Pot Pork Adobo over white rice and top each portion with fried garlic, if using. Serve piping hot.

*Pinoy cooks like Lalaine, who was partly the inspiration for this recipe, recommend cane vinegar but I’ve found it to have a mild taste not too different from distilled white vinegar. If you want to be authentic, you can order Datu Puti from Amazon.

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Food for Thought: China Sichuan Food

Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans

Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans (photo by Elaine, used with permission) from China Sichuan Food

I ran across China Sichuan Food for the umpteenth time while researching Hand-Torn Sichuan Cabbage recipes (her recipe is here) and realized it’s an excellent idea starter for your own Sichuan dishes. The blogger, Elaine, is a China native but writes in English, and is reasonably fluent with occasional exceptions which are more amusing than confusing.

On your first visit, start with “All Time Popular” recipes or “Sichuan Food”. Then search out your favorites (the search box is hard to find, halfway down the right sidebar) like Twice-Cooked Pork Belly or maybe Sweet and Sour Pork. The latter is an example of the care Elaine takes in describing preparation techniques, often with high quality photos taken by her. There are also from-scratch recipes for a number of Chinese pantry items, like Five Spice Powder.

And here is a very solid recipe for Dry Fried String Beans which includes multiple cooking techniques and one of those speeded up step-by-step videos. Check out China Sichuan Food!

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World Refugee Day is this Saturday, June 22

Zeina kibbeh

Raw Kibbeh studded with onions, a Saturday special at Zeina’s in Utica

Did you make it to Utica last year for the World Refugee Day celebration and follow our itinerary? Neither did we, but we’re planning on it this coming Saturday. This post has the (approximate) hour by hour details.

As before, we’ll plan to hit a variety of ethnic markets and eateries in the morning including Lucky Mey’s Market, Lejla and Ajla Coffee Shop and Zwe Ka Bin Burmese Tea and Snack Shop. We’ll then go to Kennedy Plaza (the lawn outside city hall) for the actual celebration starting at noon. Be sure to get there on time, because the citizenship ceremony (glad to see we are still accepting at least some new citizens) is at 12:15 sharp.

There will be food trucks and other activities TBD; right now this link is all I’ve been able to find. We’ll stay for a while but wander over to Zeina’s Cafe for raw kibbeh and then pick up a tomato pie at Roma Sausage and Deli and an Italian mix at Mello’s Subs and pop them in the cooler for the ride home. (Don’t forget your cooler!)

If you’re counting that’s Cambodian, Bosnian, Burmese, Lebanese and Italian so far…. not bad for a central New York town of 61,000 people. See you on Saturday… I’ll be the big guy dragging the red and white cooler.

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Recipe: Hand-Torn Sichuan Cabbage

Hand Torn Sichuan Cabbage

Hand-Torn Sichuan Cabbage

Hand-Torn Sichuan Cabbage is our approximation of a favorite dish at Albany’s Northeast Chinese II. It has an irresistible sweet/sour/hot flavor with the additional mala of Sichuan peppercorns. Theirs includes slices of steamed pork belly, which you can certainly add if you like. Our goal was to produce an economical, tasty vegetarian side dish and here it is. Serves 4-6.

Ingredients:
1 small head or 1/2 large head green cabbage*, about 1.5 lbs
4 or more dried red peppers, each cut with scissors into thirds
1 t Sichuan peppercorns
3 cloves garlic, peeled and sliced thin
3 T peanut oil or vegetable oil
2 T Chinkiang black vinegar**
2 T soy sauce
2 T Shaoshing cooking wine or water
1 t sugar
1/2 t Kosher salt

Method: discard outer leaves of cabbage and tear into pieces about 1 1/2 inch square. Heat the oil to medium in a wok and add peppercorns and red peppers; cook slowly, stirring frequently, till they are very fragrant (about 5 minutes). Add garlic and sauté till lightly browned. Turn up heat and add the cabbage all at once. Tumble the cabbage around in the wok until all pieces are coated with oil and it has picked up a bit of wok char.

Dissolve sugar and salt in a container with vinegar and soy sauce and pour over the cabbage in the wok. Add water or Shaohsing wine. Cover, turn down heat and steam 10-15 minutes until the cabbage is tender. Serve hot.

*You can find recipes that use more expensive Napa cabbage for this dish but Northeast Chinese II uses plain green cabbage. If it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough for us.

**Chinkiang vinegar is essential to the robust, tart side of this sweet/sour dish. If you don’t have it in your pantry, order a bottle from Amazon and hold off making this recipe till it arrives.

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In pursuit of perfect pickled tripe

Block O Tripe

Today’s pickled tripe experiment started with this frozen block of tripe purchased at Rolf’s Pork Store in Albany. After two years taking up space in the freezer, it was time to put it to work.

Our recent freezer shaming brought urgency to a long-delayed project: creating a pickled tripe in aspic to match the manna experienced in Pennsylvania’s Amish country in the summer of 2017.

We had visited the Green Dragon Friday market in Ephrata, PA and encountered a perfect food delivery system in the pickled tripe sold at King’s Meats in the market. The tripe was chewy yet tender as it should be; the flavor was just right with a spicy/barnyard/sour balance, and the tripe morsels were enrobed in a firm aspic that was cut into cubes for presentation and degustation. Could not be better.

Attempts to find a recipe, or simply a mail order opportunity to get more pickled tripe, were unsuccessful. King’s Meats does not have an online presence. William Woyes Weaver (W3), the pre-eminent authority on Pennsylvania Dutch (NOT Amish) cooking, referred me to his favorite butcher, Dundore & Heister, but they did not respond to our entreaties. Several folks, including the helpful Lancasterite Brian Yarvin, weighed in on Chowhound but mainly to report that they had not been able to source pickled tripe recipes. We would have to go it alone.

My 1.92 pound block of tripe, which looked like the product in the King’s Meats photo with compressed loops and layers, defrosted into a number of ragged strips that had been cut to a 2-inch maximum width. This was “cleaned” tripe which means the stomach contents had been discarded (otherwise it would be “green” tripe) as opposed to the bleached tripe found in Asian markets which is fine to drop into pho, but doesn’t have much residual flavor. Consulting various sources I decided I would turn on the fan on my range, simmer for five minutes to get rid of the worst foul odor, then start cooking for my recipe.

Soupy Stock

Tripe stock after a night in the refrigerator was thick but still soupy.

I recall making menudo with a Hispanic friend many years ago with all the windows open and a stench that lingered for days; that must have been green tripe. Today’s tripe had very little odor but the initial boil dislodged a number of bits of detritus. The pieces were hosed down then returned to the pot with fresh water (about 2 quarts) plus a rib of celery, a carrot, half an onion, a teaspoon of salt, a nice Penzey’s bay leaf and a teaspoon of pickling spice. This simmered 45 minutes till the pieces were the balance of tender/chewy I was looking for. (The pieces have an appealing rubbery texture when your teeth encounter them, but they quickly yield and separate when you bite down.) I left the tripe in the broth to cool slightly for another 15 minutes, then put the tripe pieces in a container where they could be tightly packed together. The broth was strained, reduced by about 1/3, and placed in its own container.

Pig Tails

Pig Tails to the rescue! Except…

W3 had assured me the tripe would retain enough collagen to form jelly but this was not the case (maybe because of that 5-minute initial boil). There was no jelly in the tripe container after a night in the refrigerator, and the stock was thick but still liquid. Also, the stock tasted terrific! A nice warm-spice balance with a perky whiff of innards.

It was time to bring in the big guns: pigs’ feet. These are supposedly full of gelatin (in the connective tissue) that will render out into wonderful meat jelly. (Similar to what I had experienced when making head cheese, except that I should have added some pigs’ feet to the broth like many recipes specify to bring up the gelatin content.) And I had bought a package at Rolf’s along with my tripe for this exact eventuality. But a search of the freezers (which took maybe 30 minutes because of the aforementioned overloading) turned up no pigs feet and I recalled a suspiciously gelatinous cassoulet made not long ago by another family member.

Where to buy pigs feet locally? The butcher at my local chain scoffed at the concept. Healthy Living probably has them, but at a high price. What about Walmart? It’s become an under-the-radar resource for many ethnic foods and indeed they had pigs feet online—but not in my store, out of stock. But they had pigtails! Lots of connective tissue there. Would that work?

I added a pound of cleaned pigtails to the stock from last night (plus some water to bring it back to previous strength). Cooked an hour and a half, removed pigtails, strained and refrigerated stock again. This stock when cool had a whisker of fat on the top, which I removed, and was closer to jelly than the previous night but still jiggly rather than firm.

It was time to bring in the bigger gun: actual packets of unflavored gelatin. After all, it’s an animal product same as we’re trying to produce from scratch, so why throw shade on it? Still I was a bit embarrassed and shy so in reheating the broth I used just one packet (usually defined as the quantity required to jell 8 oz), for what would end up being close to 20 oz liquid. But I assumed the gelatin in the stock itself would kick in.

Also, since this is pickled tripe, we are going to add some vinegar. I used good old Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar “with the mother”. I’d planned to go for a 50/50 ratio, but after I had added 8 oz vinegar to 12 oz stock I felt like it was already as acid as I wanted. This could have been unfortunate: too little vinegar might have produced a boring dish after all this work; too much would have ruined it.

Back in the fridge again, in that same tight container with the tripe pieces pushing on each other, now the vinegar/stock/gelatin mixture poured over. I enjoy a fitful sleep and wake early to taste the result. The good news: we’ve nailed it, as far as texture and flavor. The tender/chewy texture is just right and the tripe pieces and jelly have just the sweet/sour comfort food result I’ve been looking for.

The jelly, however, is not what I wanted. It’s definitely a gel rather than liquid, and it sticks to the tripe pieces enhancing the flavor, but it is not firm like jello. I had decided to cool the tripe without cutting up the pieces, then expected to chop the finished product as you would divide portions of jello. But the structure of the gel crumbled as it was cut.

Pickled Tripe

Today’s pickled tripe, finished product. Great taste, but need more gelatin.

If I served you today’s result as a charcuterie item or component of a pickle plate, I think you’d be delighted (unless you hate tripe of course). But we can do better, and we will. Upcoming experiments (with the new block of tripe I picked up today):

  • Prepare as above but use pigs feet vs pigtails in the second-day stock. Cook until they fall apart to be sure all gelatin is released.
  • Add 1 packet gelatin to each 8 oz of the original stock plus vinegar total (it will probably end up 3 or 4 packets). Note that this becomes a no-pork product, available to those who don’t eat pork.

I may also try to get back down to PA (a boring 5 hour drive from my location) and make a return trip to King’s Meats as well as the place W3 recommended. As a bonus, my birthday is on a Thursday this year which means I can eat for free at Shady Maple, then go to the Green Dragon the next day. How sweet is that?

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Recipe: Persian Cucumber Salad

Persian Cucumber Salad

Persian Cucumber Salad

Persian Cucumber Salad has a flavor profile similar to tabbouleh, but with cucumbers providing bulk instead of bulgur wheat. That makes it a good choice for paleos, ketos and other carb-avoiders. Plus it’s a nice change of pace in any mezze presentation. Following is our version of Samin Nosrat’s Salad-e Shirazi from NYT Cooking.

Ingredients:
3 to 4 Persian cucumbers (about ¾ pound) or equivalent amount of large green cucumbers
½ red onion, chopped into ¼ inch cubes
2 T finely chopped Italian parsley or cilantro or a combination
1 t dried mint or 1 T finely chopped fresh mint
2 medium tomatoes
4 T fresh lime juice (from about 2-3 limes)
3 T extra-virgin olive oil
¾ t Kosher salt
¼ t black pepper

Method: peel the cucumbers, cut in half lengthwise and scoop out seedy core with a spoon. (If you’re using smaller Persian style cucumbers you don’t need to seed or peel, though you can use a peeler to stripe them if you like.) Chop into ½ inch cubes. Remove the seedy pith from tomatoes and chop into ½ inch cubes. Combine with fresh and dried herbs. (The home cooks who have tried both seem to prefer the dried mint to fresh). Add lime juice, olive oil, salt and pepper. Toss and let the flavors develop for half an hour, then serve cold. Persian Cucumber Salad tastes just as good the next day.

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