The stinky secret of Trader Joe French Brie

Trader Joe French Brie

French brie from Trader Joe, starting to soften and get stinky.

Trader Joe has an affordably priced double cream French Style brie (the picture on the website is for a different product; look for the red label above). The stinky secret is that, when ripened, it turns into a feral spread akin to an aged Camembert. Feel around in the cold case when shopping, and find a wedge on the soft side. Take one home, leave on a counter out of the sun, and wait. In a few days you can unwrap the package and enjoy the gym-shoes aroma of a much more expensive well-aged cheese.

What can you do with this stinky brie? Spread on crackers or baguette slices, of course. But you can also use it on a sandwich where it lubricates as well as flavors. And, try a dollop on a pizza that need a little perking up.

Brie On Bread

The Trader Joe brie has reached a consistency at which it can be smeared on bread when making sandwiches as a mayonnaise substitute.

A few more days and the aroma will increase to the point that other foods in your kitchen (not to mention your family/roommates) are complaining. The cheese has melted to the point that you can squeeze it out of the package like icing from a piping bag. Squirt it onto robust toasts like our copycat Fig & Olive Crisps or simply straight into your mouth. It’s all good.

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Is MSG good or bad?

Bean Salad Two Ways

The bean salad on the left has msg added, the salad on the right has none.

Is msg (monosodium glutamate) good or bad? Lots of discussion on this topic. There was a restaurant in Hell’s Kitchen that would say good. They specialized in dishes featuring MSG (including a soup which had it dissolved in hot water as the broth) and the walls were plastered with newspaper clippings, in both Chinese and English, about the health benefits of the flavoring. During a long stay at the Pickwick Hotel in the late 90s I ate there multiple times with no ill effects. Gone now, but likely a victim of gentrification rather than poor choices.

Which brings us to the bean salad experiment pictured above. I had made a tub of The Colonel’s KFC Bean Salad for a picnic and certainly would not add MSG for a general audience without announcing it. But there was a bit left over so I divided it into a pair of 8 oz containers and added ¼ t of msg to one. (Almost certainly too much; 1/8 t or even a pinch would have sufficed.)

MSG

Angel or devil?

Taste testers immediately noticed a difference. The doctored batch had an amped-up flavor that was salty without being exactly salty, just more intense. One taster said she preferred it because the flavor was “sharper”. I found that when you taste the msg first, the other version seemed too bland. But when you taste the non-msg first it seems perfectly balanced, and the subsequent spoonful of msg-dosed salad seems a bit over the top. My guess is that if I had used less msg that version would have a subtle improvement which would have been preferred across the board.

Do you think msg is good or bad? If you say bad and you dip your celery and carrot sticks in Hidden Valley Ranch dressing to go with your wings, you should know that dressing is riddled with the stuff. (As is our copycat Mystery Creek Ranch Dressing.) The population of Buffalo does not seem to be adversely affected. Of course many of those folks are using bleu cheese dressing instead, as they should, but that’s a topic for another day.

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Recipe: Perilla (Shiso) Kimchi

Perilla Kimchi

Perilla (Shiso) kimchi.

Once again we were faced with a bounty of shiso leaves at season end. This Perilla (Shiso) Kimchi recipe is an amalgam of several we found online. It’s got a nice kick to it and would be a welcome addition to a spread of panchan. Makes about a pint.

Ingredients:
Freshly picked and washed perilla or shiso leaves, about a quart
1 scallion finely chopped (about ¼ cup)
½ jalapeño pepper, seeded and finely chopped
2 T gochugaru
1 T fish sauce
1 T soy sauce
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 T maple syrup or sugar
1 t toasted sesame seeds
¼ c water

Method: combine all ingredients except leaves then mix with shiso/perilla, massaging with your hands till all surfaces are coated. Marinate overnight in refrigerator. Transfer to a storage container, opening up and flattening the leaves as best you can. Will last a couple weeks refrigerated.

Note: the Korean auntie preps we found all have you painting the individual leaves with the marinade but we didn’t have the patience. Hopefully our shortcut is an acceptable compromise.

This joins our other shiso storage preps including salting (worked well) and freezing (not so much). It is interesting that the size of the leaves, and thus their appeal as banchan, is determined by how many plants are growing in close proximity; our biggest leaves were from some volunteer plants that popped up in our tomato pot. Next season we will thin more aggressively when the shoots first appear.

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Food for Thought: Food in Jars blog

Spicy Pickled Green Beans

Spicy Pickled Green Beans from Food in Jars.

We used to have a regular food swap in my town. I’d bring baguettes or jars of fresh sourdough starter and trade them for jams, baked goods and what have you. One session we had a guest: Marisa McClellan, author of Food in Jars.  She let us taste a few of her preserved foods, all were delicious, and most of us ended up buying a copy of her book. Since then I’ve noticed many of my canny canning friends use her recipes on a regular basis.

So, I was excited to come upon the Food in Jars blog when researching tomato jam. Same great recipes and kitchen technique, but free! (Though you should still support the author by paying the very modest price for her book.) The home page is the blog which is not too active, so you should go right to the recipe tab and do a search for whatever fresh vegetable or fruit is waiting to be pickled or made into jam. Spicy Pickled Green Beans is a good place to start and the recipe can be converted to other crunchy green veggies; I’ve had it made with garlic scapes.

There’s also a solid Canning 101 section with a list of basic equipment you need, canning procedures and troubleshooting so you can put up food confidently without worries about contamination and safety issues. Right now, when the markets are bursting with the fall harvest, is a good time to check it out.

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Foraging sumac

Foraging Sumac

Foraging sumac. These bushes are across the street from us in Saratoga Springs.

Sumac is an important ingredient in Middle Eastern cooking. And foraging sumac in the wild is not that hard if you live an area where the bushes with their opposing branches and bright red “horns” grow wild. For our recent shish kebab success we tried harvesting from a bush across the street.

Ground Sumac

A close-up look at ground sumac. Note the bits of solid material mixed with red fuzzies. This is a commercial product from our local middle eastern grocery (now sadly closed).

The horns, technically “drupes”, are where the goodness lives. Snip off the base branch with kitchen shears then strip off the individual seeds and fuzzy coating. Let this dry a few days (or use a dehydrator) then give the seeds a whirl in a powerful blender. This blog post which comes up first when you google “foraging sumac” says that the seeds and coating will automatically separate but we found this not to be the case; the seeds are quickly ground up along with the fuzzy stuff. Which is not actually a bad thing; the sumac spice we purchased at our middle eastern grocery had the same texture, a coarse powder rather than fine threads like saffron. Alternatively, you could do a coarser grind and then use a colander with small holes (rather than a sieve which only lets the finest particles through) to give you some fine threads mixed with partially ground seeds (like peppercorns put through a coarse setting on a peppermill). It’s all good: the red fuzzies are where the intense flavor can be found, but the seeds are in no way objectionable.

Sumac Strainer

Straining sumac seeds in a fine-mesh colander.

What can you do with your sumac? Dominic Colose’s Sumac Onion mezze is a great place to start, or use sumac anywhere you’d use lemon (and maybe combine with lemon) in a middle eastern dish. The bits of bright red are a nice garnish in addition to their taste.

Staghorn Sumac grows wild across much of the northeastern and central US; it’s a different species than that found in the Mediterranean but the flavor seems identical. The drupes appear in mid summer and last till early fall; as of September 15 in upstate New York the leaves are starting to turn but yours are probably prime for harvest if you live in a less brutal climate.

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Shish Kabob hacks

Shish Kabob Hacks

Shish Kabob hacks.

Shish kabob by definition is sort of a hack, yes? You take random pieces of meat and veggies, marinate them in some way, then arrange on a stick and grill so the flavors meld. Our prep is pretty traditional with lamb, onions and green peppers… though some chunks of pineapple alternating with Benton ham might be interesting. Still, making for the first time in a while we realized we automatically apply some hacks you might find useful.

*Meat and vegetables are marinated separately and cooked on separate spits. This allows better flavor and cooking control, plus the vegetarians in your group will thank you.

*Those specks of dark red are powdered sumac. Interesting as a garnish and adds a bit of tang. We got ours from a bush across the street but it can also be found at middle eastern markets. We toss the vegetables in olive oil, sumac and a bit of salt.

*Speaking of tang, look closely and you can find small chunks of preserved lemon nestled amidst the lamb. A single preserved lemon, sliced into small pieces, was sufficient for 2 pounds of lamb.

*See the tomatoes on the veggie skewer? No, because there aren’t any. We use tomatillos instead. They add still more tart flavor interest and don’t fall off into the fire like tomatoes.

All this was served atop a funky pilaf next to a classic “Greek salad” with feta, cucumbers, sliced red onions, kalamatas, home grown tomatoes and croutons in a lettuce mix with a white vinegar/oregano dressing. Fresh baked baguettes on the side. All worked out very well on a patio meal where the angle of the late afternoon sun showed us clearly that summer is coming to an end.

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Recipe: Best Tomato Jam

Tomato Jam

Tomato Jam.

Use this tomato jam recipe instead of the one we published previously; it’s got a better flavor balance and more pectin so it doesn’t mold as easily when you store in the fridge. A version of this has been published in the New York Times but the original comes from the Food in Jars blog which, in turn, credits it to the writer’s friend Amy. Anyway, it’s delicious with cheese and crackers or on a sandwich or actually anywhere you might use ketchup. Makes a little more than a pint.

Ingredients:
3 lbs tomatoes, Roma or another meaty variety preferred
1 ½ c sugar
5 T lime juice (we used bottled unsweetened juice, but fresh would be great)
2 T grated ginger
2 t ground cumin
½ t ground cinnamon
¼ t ground cloves
2 t salt
1 T red pepper flakes

Tomato Jam Cooking

Use a wide pan or skillet iike this one so the tomatoes can reduce without sticking.

Method: coarsely chop the tomatoes; no need to remove seeds and skin as they will add texture to the finished product. Combine all ingredients in a wide shallow pan or skillet and cook over very low heat until liquid is almost gone and a spatula scraped on the bottom will leave a clean surface, about 75 minutes. Keeps a couple of weeks in the refrigerator, so we use 8-oz jars and use one immediately then can the others using the water bath method.

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Recipe: Pickled Strawberries

Pickled Strawberries

Pickled Strawberries.

Pickled strawberries are a good way to extend the season’s bounty. They’ll last longer in the fridge and can be used in salads or as a component of a charcuterie plate. This balanced version is not overly sweet or sour and is perked up by whole peppercorns and a bit of lemon peel.

Ingredients:
1 lb strawberries
2 c white vinegar
2 c water
2 T sugar
1 t whole peppercorns
2 t Kosher salt
1 T dried lemon peel such as Penzey’s, or zest from half a lemon, cut into strips

Pickled Strawberries Jar

*We tried pouring hot vs room temperature liquid and found it didn’t make a difference.

Method: wash the strawberries and discard any soft ones; better if the berries are a little green than over-ripe. Cut off the stems and slice in halves or quarters or leave whole, depending on your preference. Transfer to a heat-proof jar.

Combine all other ingredients in a saucepan and bring to the boil. Allow to cool to room temperature* and pour over berries. Cap the jar and refrigerate at least 4 hours and up to a week.

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Recipe: Deli Style Cole Slaw

Deli Style Cole Slaw.

Deli Style Cole Slaw.

Deli Style Cole Slaw is too expensive in the deli nowadays, so let’s make our own. We’re talking about the sweet-and-sour mayo-based product that is ubiquitous in New York delis and goes beautifully with an overstuffed Italian Mix sub. We started by reverse engineering Hans Kissle, a regional foodservice product, and comparing our result to a tub make with that dressing picked up at our local deli. Then we discovered this recipe which delivered the goods with just a couple of tweaks. Makes about a quart of coleslaw, 8-12 servings.

Ingredients:
1/3 c white distilled vinegar
¼ c white sugar
1 ½ t Kosher salt
½ t white pepper
1/3 c neutral vegetable oil
¼ c grated onion (OPTIONAL!)*
24 oz package coleslaw mix, or medium head green cabbage sliced thin mixed with a couple shredded carrots
Mayo to taste, approximately ½ c

Cardona Cole Slaw

Here’s the coleslaw sample from our local deli we used for comparison.

Method: Mix the sugar, salt and pepper with the vinegar to dissolve in a large bowl; add the oil and OPTIONAL grated onion. Add cabbage and carrots and toss to combine. Marinate overnight in refrigerator, tossing a couple of times so all surfaces are evenly exposed to the dressing. Drain thoroughly through a colander, pressing out as much liquid as possible. (Catch the marinade in a bowl and use it for another batch [which will be somewhat  diluted with the liquid released during marinating], or perhaps for a sliced cucumber salad.)

Mix in mayonnaise and stir until it becomes thoroughly combined with the residual liquid in the coleslaw; you should have a good amount of creamy liquid and feel like the slaw is overdressed. Ready to serve immediately and will keep for several days.

*We like the addition of strong grated onion but it will definitely give you onion breath and so is not included in the deli style coleslaw sold at retail.

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Taste Test: Onion Burgers

Onion Burger Taste Test

Onion Burger Taste Test.

Our onion burger taste test derives from two distinct American culinary legacies. In 1921 in Wichita KS, Walt Anderson and Billy Ingram founded America’s first fast food restaurant, White Castle, selling hamburgers steamed with onions. A few years later in Ardmore OK, Ross Davis began serving burgers with an equal amount of onions and meat as a cost-saving measure during the Great Depression. Because we love onions, we decided to do a straight-up comparison and include a third version from the irrepressible J. Kenji Lopez-Alt.

The basics: each burger included 2.5 ounces of fatty hamburger meat; we happened to have some ground Wagyu beef from Aldi but 80/20 ground beef would do just fine. Onions were sweet Vidalias except for Toné dried onions (you can find them at Sam’s Club*) used for the White Castle version.  We cooked the burgers one at a time in an 8 inch non-stick skillet, a home cook’s compromise since the commercial version would be cooked on a griddle. As with Texas BBQ, the bun needs to be as cheap as possible with little structural integrity; we found a package of 8 buns for $1.29 at Aldi. Cheese was individual slices of cheap American cheese. Each prep got a pinch of salt and a grind of pepper at some point.

The results? We will cut to the chase and say all these burgers were terrific. You could not go wrong making any of them if you’re an onion lover; if you’re not an onion lover the aroma would quickly drive you from the house. Let’s take a look at the characteristics and technique of each test.

Oklahoma Onion Burger

Oklahoma Onion Burger.

Taste Test #1: the Oklahoma Onion Burger. A ball of meat was smashed into a hot skillet with a spatula and onions were pressed into the top. When the meat was sizzling and a good amount of fat had been released, we flipped the burger so the onions could caramelize in that greasy nectar and topped the now-cooked side of the patty with cheese. Buns were draped over the side of the skilled and turned several times so they could steam in the heat and onion vapor. When the onions were nicely browned, we pressed the bottom bun into the cheese to hold everything together then flipped it onto a plate, added the onions that had come loose in the pan, and pressed down the top bun.

Result: onion-onolicious. The caramelized onions melted into the fat and the bun and the end product really did not feel like it had too much onion. This gets the ribbon for the easiest and most straightforward prep.

White Castle Onion Burger

White Castle Onion Burger.

Taste Test #2: White Castle Onion Burger. The biggest difference vs the Oklahoma Burger is the lower temperature of the griddle so the onions and meat will steam instead of sizzle and caramelize. A quarter cup measure (the form factor we had used to shape the meat patties) was filled with Toné dried onions and then water was added to reconstitute them. After they softened in a few minutes the onions plus their liquid were transferred to the skillet over medium heat. Once they began producing steam we added the burger, pre-flattened as thin as we could get it, on top of the onions so it did not touch the surface of the griddle but was insulated by a layer of onions.

At White Castle the patties have holes in them so they cook through without being flipped; we found in our home kitchen we had to very carefully turn the burger after a couple of minutes without disturbing the layer of onion underneath. A slice of cheese was added on top. All this time the buns were steaming on top of the layer of onions, inner sides down. When the cheese had melted, we transferred the bottom bun to a plate then used a spatula to scoop out the burger and the layer of onions underneath. The remaining onions in the pan were added on top and the top bun was pressed down to cement everything together.

Result: pillow-soft perfection. The layers of meat, onion and cheese and their enveloping fat blended into a cohesive unit with the consistency of a dim sum bao. Bite into it, and you get the taste experience of all the elements at the same instant.

Kenji Hybrid Onion Burger

Kenji Hybrid Onion Burger.

Test #3: Kenji hybrid onion burger. Kenji set out to perform one of his elaborate experiments to find the best way to execute the Oklahoma burger, but decided along the way the technique in the White Castle burger was actually better. The main contribution of this version is his effort to add as much onion taste as possible. Most of the 2.5 ounces of onion was finely diced to break open the cells with maximum surface exposure, and the remainder was grated with a box grater to produce a good amount of juice. Juice and diced onion were added to a pan over medium heat and allowed to steam for a moment, then the burger was added on top. We cooked it until red juices appeared on the surface, carefully turned it without disturbing the layer of onions underneath, and added a slice of cheese. The buns were steamed in a manner similar to the White Castle prep but didn’t get as soft because there was less liquid in the pan.

Result: onion breath for days. This was definitely the most onion-y of the three preps, while sharing their overall excellence. Props to Kenji for using his wife’s new juicer to make onion juice (rather than the more rudimentary box grater method) and somehow convincing her not to divorce him.

We are generally fans of pickles and yellow mustard on burgers, and added some after the taste test, but these allium aristocrats didn’t really need it; they were perfection in their own right. If you care to try this at home and don’t feel like eating 3 burgers at a sitting, you should know like Texas Schoolburgers they reheat beautifully in the microwave for breakfast.

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