Eating cioppino in San Francisco

Sotto Mare Cioppino

Eating cioppino at Sotto Mare in San Francisco.

Cioppino, the seafood stew with various briny creatures in a tomato stock, was invented by fishermen in San Francisco and I have wanted to try it over my repeated visits. The barrier has been cost. The preparation is simple but quality ingredients are pricey and you will pay well over $50 for a bowl of the stuff so you need to choose wisely. On my current visit I finally decided to pull the trigger.

The three places universally recommended for cioppino are Scoma’s on Fisherman’s Wharf, Sotto Mare in North Beach and Anchor Oyster Bar in the Castro. (There is also a restaurant called Cioppino’s but I have eaten there and it is not a good option.) After much deliberation I decided to eat at Sotto Mare, which seems to have the best rankings, and repaired there a bit before noon last Wednesday. It’s a simple lunch counter place with lots of bar seating and two-tops off to the side. Probably half the tables are ordering cioppino which is currently $55 for a bowl claiming to serve two.

Sotto Mare Interior

View from the bar at Sotto Mare.

I sat at the bar right next to the pass, so I could see what else was going on, and my bowl was placed in front of me within a few minutes. The bowl looked to have capacity of a gallon and was filled pretty close to the brim. It was accompanied by a sliced half loaf of crusty bread. My first impression taking a sip from my spoon is hey, this reminds me of Campbell’s condensed Manhattan Clam Chowder (which I later found out has been discontinued, alas). More delving found lots of mussels in their shells, clams, bay scallops and shrimp. Everything was fresh and flavorful and it was easy to imagine oneself an Italian fisherman in the early 1900s enjoying the day’s catch with some of mamma’s tomato gravy.

Also, there was crab, a lot of crab, legs and breast meat, probably a whole crab less the claws. (Dungeness is out of season most of the year in the bay area so my crab meat was likely frozen, in comparison to the other very fresh ingredients.) A bib for the messy diner was provided along with a shell cracker and a tiny fork for digging through the leg cylinders. The legs had been pre-cracked but even so the stock was cooling off before I finished them, a problem that might not have happened if there were two of us. I set on a strategy to finish the crab pieces and take the rest home. My server packed everything up and included extra bread plus a second Sotto Mare bib as a souvenir.

As I slurped my appreciation for the tomato base grew. It did have that tomato/clam juice balance like Manhattan clam chowder, but there was also a base of sautéed vegetables (celery, onion, possibly garlic, possibly fennel) mixed with bread crumbs. Also, some plain penne pasta was loaded into the bowl (I saw the cook do this) before the stock was poured over. There wasn’t a lot, just enough to add some useful bulk.

Anchor Oyster Bar Cioppino

Anchor Oyster Bar Cioppino. Photo courtesy Yelp.

The Sotto Mare bread was generous but generic, a strike against it vs the two competitors. Scoma provides buttered toasted crostini and Anchor Oyster Bar a full-on garlic toast. (Anchor’s owner has shared what she says is the family recipe with the New York Times; it is elaborate and includes a detailed process for making the garlic bread if you care to try it.)

Scoma Cioppino

“Lazy Man’s Cioppino” at Scoma. Photo courtesy Yelp.

Speaking of the competition, I spent a lot of time studying Yelp photos (there are well over 100 of them for each establishment’s cioppino). You can discern the portions by the size of the mussel shells, a common element. Scoma’s serves a “lazy man’s” version with crab meat instead of crab legs and it’s definitely tempting, but it costs the same as the Sotto Mare and the portion is smaller. Anchor’s cioppino is huge but $25 more assuming we’re looking at the “large” portion and also geographically inconvenient.

We are talking home style cooking vs fine dining here so I am not likely to pay to try the other two places any time soon. (Though I’m fascinated by the star anise in the Anchor recipe.) And yes, you can bet I’ll be working on a lower priced copycat version you can make at home. Stay tuned.

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Taste test: cafeteria baked fish

Cafeteria Baked Fish Mayo

Cafeteria Baked Fish: copycat Luby’s prep. Next time we’ll add some paprika or bread crumbs for a more appealing surface appearance.

Our success with Mediterranean Baked Fish made us nostalgic for the cafeteria baked fish served at the late lamented Highland Park Cafeteria. I recall it as being moist and juicy with a mild butter based sauce and a sprinkle of paprika on top. HPC apparently took its recipes to the grave (a tease by the owner at closing time that he would eventually share some recipes has not come to fruition) but Google’s AI suggests we might like the fish served at competitor Luby’s: “This recipe is a popular copycat that mimics the tender, flaky fish and light golden-brown topping typical of classic Texas cafeterias.” Their source recipe is here; it uses an improbable 3-4 c of mayonnaise for 3 lb of fish so this version is probably more reasonable. Time for a taste test!

Cafeteria Baked Fish Butter

The contender: cafeteria baked fish with butter and lemon juice.

We acquired some generic white fish (HPC used halibut, but that is prohibitively expensive nowadays) and prepared one portion as we imagined it might have been done in our remembered dish: lightly salted and peppered, generous pats of butter on top, a good amount of lemon juice and a dusting of paprika before serving. The other prep generally followed the Luby’s copycat: filets were salted and peppered, dredged in flour, then lightly coated with mayo (we used maybe ¼ c total for 1 ¼ lb fish). We added a little water as suggested by one of the copycat recipes; made sense because we didn’t want to risk the flour sticking to the pan. We didn’t have any lemon pepper seasoning so we shook on some Old Bay.

The results? Walla! The butter and lemon juice fish was dry and uninteresting but the copycat Luby’s version had the tenderness and juiciness we were looking for. Neither the mayo nor the flour were detectible in the finished dish. Next time we’d add some lemon juice and butter and more water for nice pan juices, and maybe experiment (as some other copycat Luby’s recipes do) with a topping of toasted buttered bread crumbs (which was definitely not part of the HPC version) or running the finished dish under the broiler for a bit of a crust. To be continued!

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Do you need purified water for sourdough baking?

Purified Water Sourdough Test

Should you use purified water for sourdough baking? We tested (from left) spring water vs retail purified vs tap.

I read somewhere that you should use purified water for sourdough baking because the chlorine in tap water retards the yeast. Have dutifully done this for years without questioning. Then I noticed my purified water actually has chemicals added (baking soda and calcium chloride) “for taste”. WTF? Time for a deeper investigation!

I refreshed a dormant starter using three different water options: tap water (I live in a small city where we don’t likely have scientists on staff, so assume our water is treated according to generally accepted guidelines); Great Value from Walmart, the aforementioned “tasty” water; and Poland Water which is as pure as whatever spring it comes from. The ratio was 40g starter, 50g all purpose flour and 30g water.

The result is what you see here. The Poland Water starter rose slightly more than the others and had a lighter, airier texture. But the difference wasn’t significant. I would now say you are fine using tap water for your baking. If you’re not happy with the results it’s not the water, it’s you. (Just kidding. Most sourdough woes can be cured with an extra round of refreshing so you bake with a lively, bubbly starter.)

P.S. R/sourdough as well as some other sources say the purified water theory is bunk and distilled water (which is different than purified) actually has a negative effect because it lacks useful minerals. If you’re concerned about chemicals you can simply leave a pitcher of tap water in the open air overnight so the chlorine can dissipate.

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Frankenturkey!

Frankenturkey

Frankenturkey!

Our 2025 bargain frozen turkey turned out a Frankenturkey. It had the following message on the label, which of course was not noted by me when purchasing: “pre-brined with approximately 9.5% solution of turkey broth, salt, sugar and natural flavoring” with a separate message on the side: “pre-brined/simply thaw and cook”.

I discovered this info just as I was about to start the dry brining process which was promptly cancelled. Instead, the defrosted turkey spent a final night out of its wrapping in a cooler, before being dried with paper towels and stuffed prior to going in the oven Thanksgiving morning at 11:00 am. The finished product was ok with crisp skin and moist breast meat, but skin on the bottom of the bird was still pale white and when transferred to a serving tray it exuded a half cup of pinkish clear liquid. Also the stuffing inserted in the bird’s cavities was way moister than it usually is.

I managed to correct these problems without causing anybody any health problems, but caveat emptor. Next year I will try to find a bird on sale which is not pre-brined and if that fails it will spend a good amount of time on a rack drying out prior to cooking. How was your turkey experience this year? Anybody else struggling with a Fankenturkey?

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Recipe: Thanksgiving Sweet Potatoes

Thanksgiving Sweet Potatoes

Thanksgiving Sweet Potatoes.

Thanksgiving Sweet Potatoes have the right balance of savory/sweet/sour to stand up to the other dishes on your turkey/turducken/tofurkey spread. Back in Dallas my family served in hollowed out oranges with little marshmallows on top; now that we’ve relocated to the frozen tundra we use maple syrup instead. The recipe can be varied as needed; recipe quantity serves 8.

Ingredients:
2 lbs or so sweet potatoes or yams
1 t Kosher salt
4 T unsalted butter
¼ c dark maple syrup (the kind with “robust taste”)
¼ fresh squeezed orange juice

Orange Sweet Potatoes

Sweet potatoes as served in Dallas c 2005.

Method: bake the sweet potatoes in their jackets in a 325 degree oven until soft, about 1 hr. (We cook them along with the turkey.) Cool to a handling temperature then cut in half, scoop out the flesh into a serving bowl and mash. Mix butter and salt; when the butter is melted add maple syrup and orange juice. Taste for seasoning; the flavors should be mild and harmonious. Serve as a side with turkey or other savory main dish.

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Copycat Durkee’s leads 2025 Thanksgiving hacks.

2017 Turkey

Follow our recommendations, and your first Thanksgiving turkey can look like this!

We are gratified that our copycat Durkee’s recipe is currently the top trending post on Burnt My Fingers. Gratified because this is a near perfect match for the original Durkee’s Famous Sauce which is sold out on Amazon and at punitive markups through other sources; Thanksgiving hacks folks who follow our simple formula will have an ideal lubricant for their post-Turkey Day sandwiches.

This year we are also grateful for far-flung family members who will be visiting from out of town, and we want to give them a satisfying experience. We will dry brine our bird since our liquid brining bucket appears to have been repurposed for garden compost plus this no-fuss method sacrifices nothing in tender juicy meet and crackling skin.

We like to experiment in the kitchen but Thanksgiving is not the time for that. We will serve a traditional meal with our stuffing (both inside the bird and on the side), a generous green salad (leftovers to be used in sandwiches the next day), mashed potatoes both white and sweet and a green vegetable to be determined.

The next day, for what is actually our favorite meal of the holiday, we will enjoy turkey sandwiches with aforementioned copycat Durkee’s plus a side of leftover stuffing with gravy and cranberry sauce. Then we will proceed to our diligent work to repurpose the leftovers before we get sick of them.

If this is your first time hosting Thanksgiving, here is a helpful guide. Enjoy the day with shared company and don’t stress, which may be the best Thanksgiving hack of all. Gobble gobble!

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Looking for new ways to eat artichokes? Most probably aren’t.

Best Way To Cook Artichokes

Best Way To Cook and Eat Artichokes.

Looking for a new way to eat artichokes? Katie Honan did Bon Appetit readers a solid with her article on the origin of the Artichoke Parm Hero. The lifelong New Yorker who claims she has tried “all the Italian parm sandwiches in the five boroughs” journeyed to an obscure shop in Prospect Lefferts Gardens, Brooklyn in search of a sub she had never previously encountered, let alone tasted. Intent to find the origin of the “tart, herby sandwich” sold at Mama Louisa’s Hero Shop, she launched an investigation which puts to shame our own research into the history of Guss’ pickles.

The current owner of Mama Louisa’s is an immigrant from Ecuador who apprenticed in Italian pastry shops and opened several Italian restaurants; at one of these the previous owners were customers and offered to sell their shop to him. The new owner, Edgar Lunavictoria, kept everything the same, including the artichoke parm hero. So Honan tracked down Franco and Louisa Conigliaro, they former owners who had sold him the shop, and found that they in turn had purchased from the Punzone family. More sleuthing led her to a grandson of  Charlie Punzone, who had come up with the sandwich back in the days when the neighborhood was known as Pigtown after the hogs from nearby farms in the still rural area. Honan’s article includes many fond memories of Charlie who was apparently a legend in the area.

But to put it in perspective, Mama Louisa’s Hero Shop is hardly a household name. The store has 81 reviews currently on Yelp, and most don’t mention the artichoke parm hero. (Most of those who do mention it said they tried the sandwich because of Honan’s article.) By comparison, Grimaldi’s Pizzeria on the other side of town has 5.1K reviews.

Could it be that not all that many people (present company excluded, of course) are into eating artichokes? After all, you have to throw away most of the thistle (that’s what it is botanically speaking)  in order to eat it. You can prick your finger dealing with the sharp points on the outer leaves (though many of today’s products seem to be genetically modified to grow with curved-in spikes). Scooping out the hair-like inner leaves to get to the heart is, frankly, yucky. And handling artichokes can give you a dose of cynarin that makes other foods (even water) taste sweeter or, in my experience, gives the artichoke a bitter undertone. (Cynarin is also a natural oxidant that lowers cholesterol and improves bile production. But we’re here for the food, not our health.)

What do artichokes taste like? Google’s AI tells us the hearts have a mild, nutty taste somewhere between asparagus and celery. But to me it’s more about the texture. It’s a tactile experience to dip a trimmed outer leaf into melted butter or aioli and gnaw at the leaf to get at the meat like a beast in the jungle. And eating the heart involves peeling through the layers with your teeth and tongue, an unusual gastronomic exercise (though not unique; eating hearts of palm is a similar experience which is why we often enjoy them together).

My formative cooking years were spent around big fat artichokes grown in California’s Central Valley and sold at an economical price in any supermarket. Occasionally baby artichokes would show up in farmers’ markets and that was a real treat because you could simply trim the stem, sauté the whole artichoke in olive oil, and eat it in two or three bites as you might consume a spear of asparagus or a green bean.

By the way, our own artichoke parm recipe is here. And here is the best way to cook and eat artichokes (and you get to eat the stem). And here is a very nice artichoke pasta recipe that uses frozen, unmarinated artichokes from the supermarket.

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Recipe: Artichoke Parm Hero

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Artichoke Parm Hero.

I was intrigued by the Artichoke Parm Hero served at Mama Louisa’s Hero Shop in Crown Heights, Brooklyn and researched in exhaustive detail in this Bon Appetit article. With no trips downstate on the calendar, I had to try making my own. If you are one of those who likes an egg sammie on hard roll for breakfast, you will be in heaven. Me, I want a little hot cherry pepper to spice it up. Serves 1-3 depending.

Ingredients:
12 inch sub roll
1 jar of marinated artichoke hearts, approx 12 oz.
2 eggs plus oil or butter for frying
2 garlic cloves, minced
Marinara sauce
Mozarella, shredded
Parmesan, ground fine
A dash of oregano
Sliced hot cherry peppers for garnish, optional

Artichoke Parm Hero Ingredients

Ready to go under the broiler.

Method: thoroughly drain the artichoke hearts, saving the liquid for another use. Pat dry, chop coarsely, spread on a sheet pan and heat in a 350 degree oven for 10 minutes or until they are just beginning to crisp at the edges. Meanwhile, sauté the chopped garlic in a little olive oil and add eggs; scramble and add salt and pepper to taste. Combine with artichoke hearts in the skillet and mix.

Cut sub roll in half lengthwise and spread marinara sauce o each surface. Spread the artichoke/egg mixture on one side, cheese on the other. Apply a generous layer of shredded mozzarella, dust with parmesan cheese, sprinkle on some oregano.

Broil, open face, until cheese is nicely melty. Close up the sandwich, give it a minute for the cheese to settle down, then cut cross wise into serving size sandwiches.

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Recipe: Mediterranean Baked Fish

Mediterranean Baked Fish

Mediterranean Baked Fish.

Mediterranean baked fish is evolved from a picture I saw on the internet featuring beautifully blistered cherry tomato halves. The result is a well balanced dish that throws off lots of delicious liquid you will want to sop up with rice or sourdough bread. Serves 4.

Ingredients
1 lb or more white fish fillets (cod, tilapia, haddock or halibut), divided into equal portions
2 T olive oil
2 cloves garlic, minced
¾ c cherry tomatoes, halved
½ c kalamata olives, sliced
¼ c red onion, thinly sliced
2 T capers
1 T lemon juice
1 t dried oregano
Salt and pepper to taste
Fresh parsley or basil for garnish

Method: Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Toss ingredients (except the fish and garnish) in olive oil and spread a thin layer (about a third of the mixture) in a baking pan. Nestle the fish filets amongst the veggies then layer on remaining 2/3 of ingredients. Bake uncovered 15-20 minutes or until fish flakes easily with a fork. Garnish with fresh parsley or basil and serve over rice.

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Taste test: butternut squash three ways

Butternut Squash Sheet Pan

The three butternut squash candidates were cooked on the same sheet pan at 400 degrees.

This taste test happened because a guest at our Airbnb left some precut butternut squash cubes in the fridge. Normally we slice a whole squash down the middle, scoop out the seeds and fill the hollow with butter and maple syrup. But this gave us the opportunity to try something different.

We tossed the cubes with olive oil, salt and pepper then divided into thirds to add the following seasonings:

Butternut Squash 1

#1. Butternut squash with sweet smoked paprika and cinnamon.

Taste test #1: butternut squash with warm spices: cinnamon and sweet smoked paprika. We would have added some grated nutmeg except we’re lazy.

Butternut Squash 2

#2. Butternut squash with maple syrup and cayenne.

Taste test #2: butternut squash with maple syrup. Allegedly this is how Gordon Ramsey makes it. We added a pinch of cayenne to wake up the taste buds.

Taste test #3: butternut squash with herbs. We used poultry seasoning that contains sage and thyme and some herbes de provence to add rosemary.

Butternut Squash 3

#3. Butternut squash with herbs.

The three versions were cooked on the same half sheet pan at 400 degrees for 25 minutes, then tossed and cooked another 10 minutes for some extra caramelization.

Results: our tasters loved all the renditions, including one taster who says she formerly hated squash because of the watery versions served to her growing up. She liked #1 the best and we can’t disagree. But all of these would work in context: #3 with chicken or another savory dish, #2 maybe with some country ham. Try ‘em all, you can’t go wrong!

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