Eating dim sum with Trader Joe

Trader Joe Dim Sum

Trader Joe Dim Sum. Clockwise from high noon: Chicken Cilantro Mini Wontons, Philly Cheesesteak Bao Buns, Pork Shu Mai and Pork Gyoza Pot Stickers.

Turns out you can put together a decent dim sum assortment from the Trader Joe freezer case for well under $10 per person. I purchased Chicken Cilantro Mini Wontons, Pork Gyoza Pot Stickers, Pork Shumai and Philly Cheesesteak Bao Buns. The pieces were arranged on cabbage leaves (which prevent sticking, and may add some flavor) in a bamboo steamer straight from the freezer. They were ready in under 10 minutes.

Chicken Cilantro Mini WontonChicken Cilantro Mini Wontons: these were light rather than dense, with a fresh flavor profile from I think green onion, and you could definitely taste the cilantro.

Pork Gyoza Pot StickerPork Gyoza Pot Stickers: interior was similar to the Mini Won Tons, but with pork. There’s a lot of exterior surface that doesn’t have much taste when steamed. Would have benefitted from being fried to pick up some flavor and crispness.

Pork Shu MaiPork Shumai: my favorite, dense and chewy with lots of pork flavor. I’d actually pick these over the shumai I encounter in my favorite dim sum places which are made with beef, not pork.

Philly Cheesasteak Bao BunPhilly Cheesesteak Bao Buns: not a fan. Good fluffy texture to the (quite small) bao, but the filling tasted like pulled pork, not anything cheesy. In any case a discordant element. A Char Siu Bao Bun is available and would probably be fine, but local TJ did not have it in stock. Also, there are fewer pieces in package (4, vs a dozen or so) than the other items. Probably wouldn’t buy again.

In closing, a suggestion for the Trader. As you can see in the top picture, there is no common theme to the packaging. This is typical of Trader Joe; they do not impose packaging standards on their third-party manufacturers, maybe because they want their shelves to look like they are full of foods pulled together from random places. But they would sell more dim sum if the packages had a common design so people would understand they are supposed to buy multiple products.

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I ate the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza (so you don’t have to)

Taco Bell Mexican Pizza

Taco Bell Mexican Pizza.

There is a guy in town, an active Yelper (the good kind, who writes thoughtful and objective reviews rather than hit pieces and rants), who frequently Facebooks about his love for Taco Bell. When he announced with the excitement the return of the Taco Bell  Mexican Pizza, I decided I had to try it.

It was awful.

Taco Bell Sauces

Free sauces may be the real reason taco bell is popular. I asked for 2 of each variety and this is what I got.

I have always been a non-fan of Taco Bell while admiring their clever advertising and origin story. (There was an actual guy named Bell who had a fast food stand down the road from the original McDonald’s in San Bernardino, CA. He saw what the burger guy was doing and decide to copy the formula, but for tacos.) It seems to me they take a narrow set of ingredients and spices and combine them into endless products that all taste the same.

This Medium essay presents theories about why Taco Bell is so popular in their key demo (18-34 year olds), especially when they are drunk. It’s mostly about marketing. “People have come to respect the brand without them needing to increase the quality of their food.” (Italics and underlining mine.)

Which brings us to the Mexican pizza. It’s two tostadas stacked, with Taco Bell’s ubiquitous ground beef and beans between them and salsa and melted cheese on the top. The cheese oozes out into the serving tray making it impossible to eat. Pick it up? Cheese everywhere. Break into pieces like tortilla chips? The pieces fall apart in your hands. My order came with a fork, which I took as a clue. I deconstructed the tostadas with the fork then scooped the scraps to my mouth. It tasted like anything else from Taco Bell except the tostadas were rancid.

Taco Bell Doritos Taco

Nacho Cheese Doritos® Locos Tacos Supreme®.

Since I was there, I ordered their other millennial favorite, the Nacho Cheese Doritos® Locos Tacos Supreme®. It was better than the pizza; the hard shell was easy to manage and some lettuce and tomato add the impression of real food. (Supreme means you get a bit of tomato and a dribble of sour cream for 60¢ more than the non-supreme version.) These two items cost over $8 bucks which somewhat belies the Bell’s reputation for filling you up for under $5 but hey, you gotta respect the brand.

It’s lunchtime now and I’m headed to Chipotle. Or maybe Moe’s.

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Recipe: Blackened String Beans

Blackened String Beans Mystery Mayo

Blackened String Beans with Mystery Mayo.

Blackened String Beans are a signature dish for local chef Ric Orlando; he claims in this video to have sold over a million servings. The technique is very adaptable to other seasoning mixes. We stuck with Penzey’s Cajun Style Seasoning but you could also use Ric’s own spice mix recipe or make your own. Serves 4.

Method:
1 lb green beans, snipped at the stem end
boiling salted water
1 T Cajun spice mix or similar
2 T cornmeal
2 T neutral oil
Dipping sauce for serving
Lemon wedges for serving

Method: bring water to a boil and add the beans; blanch for 30 seconds then remove to a colander and run cold water over to stop the cooking. Add spices, cornstarch and oil to a large bowl and mix in beans, tossing with your hands until beans are evenly coated. Heat a cast iron skillet very hot then add beans. They will smoke furiously so be sure your stove vent is on full blast. Toss and cook 3 minutes or o until beans show some blistering and the cornmeal/spice mixture is blackened in several places. Serve immediately, with some lemon wedges and a dipping sauce such as remoulade or our Mystery Mayo.

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Recipe: Mystery Mayo

Mystery Mayo

Mystery Mayo.

Mystery mayo is something you’ve never had before but if you like the surprise element of tomato jam on sandwiches (sweet yet tangy) you will be a fan. It was inspired by a grape jelly doenjang dressing featured in the guest recipe section of Koreatown: A Cookbook. I didn’t have any grape jelly so substituted blueberry jelly; currant jelly (which Craig Claiborne used in surprising ways in his classic New York Times Cookbook) or any tart/sweet fruit jelly would work. And I didn’t have any doenjang so used doubanjiang which is a totally different product yet produced the flavor balance was looking for. Slghtly spicy but with an impossible to identify touch of sweetness. In Koreatown, chef Tyler Kord uses his on a tofu bahn mi that looks amazing; of course it would work in place of dressing on a burger or sandwich.

Ingredients:
¼ c mayonnaise
1 t doubanjiang or doenjang
1 t blueberry jelly or grape jelly

Method: mix thoroughly and serve as a dip or sandwich spread.

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Recipe: Tuna Salad with Cherries and Walnuts

Tuna Salad

Tuna Salad with Cherries and Walnuts.

A place in town makes a Tuna Salad with Cherries and Walnuts but they use chicken. That’s fine, and canned salmon is also an option. Result: turns a boring but reliable sandwich staple or salad into something much more interesting. Make enough for 2-3 servings on lettuce or in a sandwich.

Ingredients:
2 5-oz cans tuna (or one equivalent large can), preferably packed in oil; can substitute chicken or canned flaked salmon
¼ c mayonnaise (or more*)
¼ c toasted walnuts (if raw, cook over low heat in a skillet till they become aromatic)
¼ c celery, chopped
¼ dried cherries, preferably Bella Viva, chopped
Salt and pepper to taste
Thin sliced red onions, for sandwiches

Method: mix all ingredients in a bowl and let the flavors settle for half an hour or more. (The cherries should flavor the mix as they reanimate.) For salad, just dump a scoop on some of them micro greens. If serving on sandwiches, put mayo on two slices of hearty bread (I used a spelt loaf from Berkshire Mountain Bakery today), add a generous scoop of salad and then a little more, press with knife or spoon to extend the filling all the way to the edges of the sandwich. Layer on thin sliced red onions, slice in half and serve.

*I tend to make my sandwiches too dry for imagined healthy reasons then add extra mayo. You do the same; your result will still be more “healthy” than the sandwich from your neighborhood bodega.

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Recipe: Tonkatsu (Japanese breaded pork cutlet)

Tonkatsu

Tonkatsu (Japanese breaded pork cutlet), sliced for serving.

Katsu or Tonkatsu? The helpful UPB Foods site informs us that katsu was introduced to Japan at the turn of the 20th century as part of Emperor Meiji’s drive to open the country to modern/Western influences. The original dish resembled a schnitzel or breaded cutlet (katsu is Japanese for cutlet) and was made with beef. Over time pork, or ton, became more popular, hence tonkatsu. There is also torikatsu, made from boneless chicken thighs and prepared in the same way. This recipe serves 4.

Ingredients:
1 pound or so boneless pork cutlets, trimmed of fat and lightly salted and peppered
1/2 c flour
1 large egg, beaten
1/2 c panko or cracker crumbs
Oil for frying

Method: if the meat is not already thin-sliced, pound it to 1/2 thickness, using a meat mallet. Prepare a dipping station with the flour, egg and panko each in its own bowl; add a little salt to each. Prepare a wok or shallow pan for frying with an inch of oil; heat to 350 degrees. Dredge the cutlets in the flour, then the egg, then the panko, shaking off excess after each. Fry the cutlets for 2-3 minutes without crowding (the process is quick so you might as well do them one at a time), then turn over and cook another 2-3 minutes depending on thickness. (You might want to taste a slice from the edge of your first batch to insure the meat is neither over- nor under-done.) Drain and cut into strips for serving after it cools to room temperature.

Tonkatsu Serving

Tonkatsu with tonkatsu sauce and rice.

In the US tonkatsu is generally served with rice and tonkatsu sauce in a bento box, but in Japan it might be served over shredded cabbage or in a curry sauce.

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Recipe: Copycat Bulldog Tonkatsu Sauce

Copycat Bulldog Tonkatsu Sauce

Cppycat Bulldog Tonkatsu Sauce.

Tonkatsu sauce is a ketchup/Worcestershire mix served with pork or chicken that has been breaded, fried and cut into strips. Bull-Dog, the most popular brand, has a mystery sweet/astringent element that might come from the prunes listed in the ingredient table but can be (almost) replicated with a bit of lemon juice and a squeeze of umeboshi paste. If you don’t have umeboshi paste (from a sour plum used in sushi) add a pinch of ground cloves (you can grind a clove very easily with a mortar and pestle) or just leave it out. Makes ½ c, enough to sauce a pound of katsu strips (though it’s not a bad idea to double the recipe for leftovers).

Ingredients:
¼ c ketchup
2 T Worcestershire sauce
1 T oyster sauce or soy sauce
1 t lemon juice
½ t sugar
1 t umeboshi plum paste OR 1/8 t ground clove

Bulldog Tonkats Sauce

The real thing. Be sure you’re buying the original tonkatsu sauce; Bulldog also makes a Worcestershire and a sweet sauce.

Method: mix all ingredients until sugar is dissolved and serve with katsu cutlets.

Note: some copycat Bulldog tonkatsu sauce recipes add more Worcestershire or sugar and you’re welcome to tinker with the recipe as you like; just don’t leave out the Worcestershire. It may not taste exactly like Bull Dog but it will be fine. You’re not going for a Japanese flavor profile, by the way, because Bull-Dog sauce was designed to mimic English sauces. More on this heritage here.

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The death of Tex-Mex?

Illustration of a sad plate of nachos

The death of Tex-Mex as we know it. Illustration borrowed from the Axios article.

“The death of Tex-Mex as we know it” was a headline in yesterday’s Axios News. I nearly spat out my taco when I read the words. Fortunately, it turns out the rumors of Tex-Mex cuisine dying are greatly exaggerated in order to create an hombre de paja with facts that don’t really support the writer’s premise.

Fact 1: several old school Tex-Mex eateries have closed recently in San Antonio, presumably the writer’s home base.
Fact 2: regional Mexican specialties such as birria are gaining popularity, presumably at the expense of Tex-Mex.
Fact 3: LA author Gustavo Arellano predicted the death of Tex-Mex in a book but now has changed his mind.
Fact 4: José R. Ralat, the taco editor at Texas Monthly, told Axios he believes Tex-Mex is thriving.

Does that sound like a death rattle to you? Me neither. Relax, and pass the guacamole.

I grew up eating Tex-Mex in Dallas, mostly at an outpost of the El Fenix chain which was around the corner from our house. The foods we ate were simple combo plates including rice, beans and an entrée with cheese melted on top. The waiters would always warn us the plates were hot because they were prepared in advance and quickly heated before serving. The Texas equivalent of a red sauce place, in other words.

Papacito Special

Papitio’s Special combination plate at Avila’s in Dallas.

You could always get other foods at a Tex-Mex place, including steaks and fancy seafood dishes, but we came for the combo plates. After I grew up and moved away I became more discerning in return visits. Avila’s on Oak Lawn was a favorite. I’d take my mother there and she’d order her combo with chicken enchiladas and I would get chiles rellenos, fat ancho chiles stuffed with cheese. Check out Avila’s Yelp page and you can get a taste of what it’s like to eat there, including some very lively commentary from the owner and a detailed history of the establishment.

Any cuisine goes through fads and changes; think of how French cooking was attacked by cuisine minceur in the 80s. I would say this evolution is a sign of vitality, not weakness. The Axios article paints a picture of Tex-Mex as poor people’s food developed out of necessity, with the implication that it will lose popularity as more sophisticated alternatives become available. Nonsense. Every cuisine has simple, popular dishes that satisfy a craving, and crave Tex-Mex I did when I moved to California and there was lots of Mexican food but no Tex-Mex. (Cal-Mex, mentioned by the Axios author, is not a thing.) Wish I could have some right now.

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Food for thought: TikTok Recipe Designers

Chopped Salad

Pierce Abernathy Chopped Salad.

“It’s incredibly satisfying to watch Abernathy make a chopped salad on TikTok, in an A.S.M.R.-heavy video”. That is New Yorker food editor Hannah Goldfield, describing the chopped salad designed by Pierce Abernathy and served up from the Hungry House ghost kitchen in Brooklyn. Of course we had to check it out.

The video is here (watch it on a web browser and you can pause the feed to take note of the ingredients). The salad includes cucumber, apple, Belgian endive, radiccio, pickled onion, chickpeas, green pitted olives, feta cheese, celery and dry roasted peanuts. The mustard dressing includes (with guesses at measurements) 1 t each capers, pink peppercorns, stone ground mustard, clove of garlic, 2 T miso, ½ c of a yellowish coarse powder, maybe parmesan?, lemon zest and juice, olive oil, salt adjusted mixing in a mini-chop.

Grilled Eggplant

Justine Doiron Grilled Eggplant.

Abernathy does not refer to himself as a cook or chef but rather as a TikTok “recipe designer”. So does Justine Doiron, whose @Justine_snacks account has 1.8 million followers. We want to try her recipe for “nasu dengaku” or broiled eggplant, which also appears on her website: cut the top of an eggplant and slice in half lengthwise. Deeply crosshatch both sides and brush on a mixture of ABC kecap manis sauce (dark sweet soy), sambal olek (or a similar chili sauce), miso, garlic. Brush on bake in 375 degree oven for 15 minutes then finish under broiler. Garnish with chopped scallion greens and sesame seeds and serve.

While you are on the web browser, check out the food category and follow a few other TikTok recipe designers. Then go to your app and look for what shows up in the “For You” feed. Hours of fun!

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Recipe: Pickled Shiso (Perilla)

Shiso Pickle (Perilla)

Pickled Shiso (Perilla).

Pickled shiso, aka perilla, is a popular component in an array of Korean banchan appetizers. You can get it jarred, or in the deli case of your Korean market, but it’s much better when made with fresh shiso from your own garden. Makes about 2 c, enough for several appetizer servings.

Ingredients
1 qt clean shiso leaves, stems trimmed*
4 T soy sauce
1/2 t toast sesame oil
1 t gochugaru (Korean chili powder)
2 t sugar
1 garlic clove, minced
1 scallion, including some of the green part, finely chopped**
2 t toasted sesame seeds

Shiso Marinade

Shiso leaves will look like this after mixing with the marinade.

Method: shiso leaves from your garden are probably clean but if you have any doubts rinse them under cold water, spin in a salad spinner or pat with towels, and allow to dry thoroughly. Mix the sauce ingredients in a bowl then add the shiso leaves and massage lightly, turning the leaves, until all surfaces are evenly coated. Cover tightly*** with plastic wrap and allow to cure overnight in the refrigerator. You can serve right away, or keep for maybe a week.

*Leave just a stub of the stem to aid in picking up the leaf with your fingers or chopsticks.
**I was out of scallions so used chives, an excellent substitution.
***I’ve found that fresh shiso leaves last much longer in the cooler if they are not exposed to air. Leave the package open and they’ll quickly turn brown.

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