Five most popular non-recipe posts on Burnt My Fingers

We have a few big shifts in these guys as we celebrate our fifth anniversary.

  1. What’s the best flour for baking bread? Yes, that’s a good question and we answer it along with an explanation.

  2. The sauce that made Mr. Durkee famous. The current owner of the brand is not interested in its history but our readers certainly are.

  3. Why I’m not buying a Sansaire sous vide device. The alternative device I recommended has long since been discontinued, but folks keep coming back for discussion. Be sure to read the comments.

  4. Turkey Joints from Nora’s of Rome, NY. A secondary mission is to explore the quirky food traditions of upstate New York, where your correspondent spends most of his time. I made a detour on a bitter cold day and got some, but not all, of the story of this esoteric candy.

  5. Stuff to Buy. This page provides Amazon links to some hard to find or especially handy kitchen items which we use on a regular basis. We get a small commission if you end up ordering them, which helps pay for the pixels.

Also, these didn’t make the top five but get honorable mention for orneriness of the commenters. Check out Can Barbecue Be Racist? (I knew that title would be like squirting lighter fluid on a raging fire) and A Long Strange Trip to the Perfect Pickle.

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Is it okay to eat in the car?

If you are a regular Burnt My Fingers reader, you’ve surely asked yourself this question at one time or another: Is it okay to eat in the car? Of course, we’re not talking about a handful of chips or nuts, but that bahn mi sandwich or sack of lengua tacos you planned to spread out on a table at home but it smells so good, right now.

Although I tear into most foods with atavistic vigor, I try to bring a little brainpower to bear on this conundrum. Instant gratification is great: I’m the kid that always chose one cookie now vs two cookies later in the Emotional Intelligence exercise. (If they weren’t so good you had to have them immediately, why would you want them?)

But I often like to adjust my foodstuffs once I get them home—add condiments, and so on. And it’s a more profound eating experience when you can concentrate on the food and not be distracted by the whizzing cars to your left and right and ahead and behind you (which you’re supposed to be paying attention to, actually). And the biggest concern of all: I might spill something on the floor and thus not get to eat the ultimate morsel of the meal.

I have a practical friend, an art director, who solved that last problem when she was spending many hours on the road visiting clients in Southern California. She put a great big honking beach towel in her car. Spread it out before you drive and all crumbs will be caught for examination at the next stoplight. And as a bonus, you don’t get grease stains on your pants or skirt—something that’s important to some people, though perhaps not to us.

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Silly about shiso

Scallop Crudo with Shiso

Scallop Crudo with Shiso

Shiso is an aromatic bitter herb with a flavor profile in the same ballpark as mint and Thai basil: metallic, sharply sour but with a hint of sweetness, and an underlay of smoke or maybe cinnamon. The big (3-4” across) shiso leaves are perfect for wrapping around a wad of rice or fish as is done in sushi restaurants; it’s a natural with uni. Shiso is also called the “beefsteak plant” because its feral flavor makes some think of a rare piece of beef.

Shiso Bush

My shiso bush

I love shiso and couldn’t get enough of it, until I ended up with two productive shiso plants in my back yard. They were about to go to seed and I’ve been scrambling to find creative ways to use it up. Rule of thumb: anything fishy tastes great with shiso. For proof, buy a few leaves at a Japanese market, cut into chiffonade, mix with scallops that have been sliced into thirds and add some good olive oil: you’ve just made scallop crudo with shiso. Those store-bought leaves are pricey so, if you like what you tasted, make plans to plant shiso plants next spring.

Here’s another rule: it’s safe to experiment with shiso in any recipe that calls for basil, as a 1:1 replacement by volume. The other night I stuck a few chopped leaves in a grilled cheese sandwich for a tart flavor accent. And I mixed some shiso leaves into cheese grits to serve with some nice short ribs.

Grilled Cheese Shiso

Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Shiso

Just when I was running out of ideas, I ran across the Culinarius Eugenius website and a recipe to make salt shiso pickles. Pickled shiso? Why not. That’s what they do in Korea with perilla, shiso’s cousin. The remaining leaves were pressed into a jar, each sprinkled with a few grains of salt, and are now tucked away in the back of the refrigerator as they cure. Now the plants are starting to flower and I’m planning to harvest a few seeds for next year.

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Our top five recipes (2016 edition)

Three bean salad KFC style

Three bean salad KFC style (plus bonus garbanzos)

This month marks the fifth anniversary of Burnt My Fingers. Thanks for sticking around! As is our custom, we’re reporting the top five recipes measured in page views over the last year. Actually there are six because I have a little trouble believing the stats for #5.

#1. The Colonel’s KFC Three-Bean Salad. And why not? If the Colonel no longer serves it, we will… and we just might improve it with some bonus garbanzo beans.

#2. Vincent’s Garlic Cole Slaw. Sadly, the last Vincent’s seafood restaurant in Plano, TX closed this year, so the only way to get this reeking ambrosia is to make it yourself.

#3. General Tso’s Shrimp with Garlic Sauce. This is a home-grown, from-scratch recipe originated right here, as we attempted to duplicate the Spicy Garlic Shrimp at Taiwan Restaurant on Clement in SF and ended up with something much better.

#4. Squash Casserole a la Highland Park Cafeteria. Great to see there are so many lovers of this Texas classic, as well as the HPC itself. (Although I did get a comment this year from a former HPC employee who said our recipe was different than how they make it at the cafeteria.)

#5. Pickled Tripe. Really, people? I suspect hackers in the Amish Country of Pennsylvania, even though I thought they were not supposed to use electronic gadgets.

#6. Fried Calamari Chinese-Style. The only thing better than Italian-style crispy fried squid is Chinese-style, where you get bonus fried chili rings mixed in.

Happy anniversary to us. Wonder what the list will look like next year?

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How to win a food festival

Hamlet and Ghost

How to win a food festival: candied bacon on a skewer and minty whisky cocktails from Hamlet and Ghost at the 2016 Saratoga Wine and Food Festival

This year I attended the Saratoga Wine and Food Festival as a guest of my friends at Yelp, so was able to skip my usual blogger duties. I took the opportunity to think about how to make the most of an event like this one, after you’ve paid $75 or so for a short window of merriment. Here are a few strategies:

  1. Arrive early. The crowds tend to get thicker as the event goes on, and many of the most popular stations will run out of food. Why chance it? There’s usually a backup at the gate when the event opens, so 15 minutes after is just right.

  2. Head for the back. People tend to gravitate to the first thing they see once they get inside, so those first few stations will be mobbed. Walk right past and head for the rear wall. Remember, when you’re standing in line you’re not eating/drinking (unless you’ve brought something from another station, which doesn’t seem a proper thing to do).

  3. Eat before drinking. The food runs out first. Plus, not a bad idea to coat your stomach before pounding beer/wine/hard liquor.

  4. Have a liquor strategy. You can’t drink everything and don’t want to since quality is likely to vary widely. Decide on a particular drink category and stick to that. This day was hot and muggy, so the choice was easy: iced punches with vodka/bourbon/tequila/whatever. I had exactly one beer and one sip of wine beyond that.

  5. Wear dark clothes. Should have put this first. You are inevitably going to spill something from those awkward plates so be prepared. And if you get through the afternoon without an accident (which I actually did today) give yourself a high five at the end.

  6. Study the program. Should have put this first as well. At this event there was a map of stations so I could be sure I wasn’t missing anything I wanted to try. I also checked the kitchen demo schedule to find a nice time to take a break and watch some entertaining chefs grilling off meats.

  7. Take off your wristband when you get to your car. Presumably you have not over-imbibed. Even so, why advertise the fact you’ve just spent the afternoon at a booze fest?

The restaurants, too, have a strategy for winning a food festival: serve something that is dramatic, with wide appeal, unlikely to be repeated by others, and characteristic of the experience of dining with them. The clear winner for me was Hamlet and Ghost, a retro bar known for its innovative cocktails and small plates. Candied bacon on a skewer with a minty whisky cocktail on the side was just right. This treat was gone within the first hour of the fest—see #1 above.

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Refried beans from the can

Old El Paso Traditional Refried Beans

Old El Paso Traditional Refried Beans

There are very few items I will heat and eat straight out of the can. Old El Paso Traditional Refried Beans is one of them. When a guest approvingly guessed I had added lard, my answer was no ma’am, that’s the way they come.

The one embellishment I generally do add is to grate some cheese on top while it’s heating in the saucepan, then cover and let the cheese get nice and gooey, Tex Mex style. After the meal, I’ll mix in leftover chopped onion, jalapeños, salsa and whatever other bits might remain from the condiment tray and use the result to make quesadillas. Give this a try.

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Cracking the code for Kentucky Fried Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken

A cousin of the legendary-but-real Colonel, not realizing it was anything special, recently shared the recipe for the blend of 11 herbs and spices he would mix up in the garage for the family chicken stand. The Chicago Tribune reported it, and I had to give it a try. I was planning to stop by the fried chicken store for some comparison pieces but no need: every taster bit in and immediately said, “yep, that’s Kentucky Fried Chicken” though it was also fresher and more flavorful than you’ve ever had it in a fast food place. Serves 4.

Ingredients:
Frying chicken or chicken pieces, up to 4 lbs total
1 c all purpose flour
4 t salt
¾ t dried thyme leaves
¾ t dried basil leaves
½ t dried oregano leaves
½ t celery seed
1 ½ t ground black pepper
1 ½ t dried mustard
4 T paprika
1 t granulated garlic
1 ½ t ground ginger
4 ½ t ground white pepper (not a typo)
¼ t MSG
1 c buttermilk

Method: thoroughly mix spices and flour. Soak chicken pieces in buttermilk at least 1 hour, turning frequently. Preheat frying oil in fryer or dutch oven to 350 degrees. Drain chicken pieces and dredge in flour mixture and cook a few pieces at a time, turning occasionally until done. Serve hot.

Notes: the original calls for celery and garlic “salt” which I’ve converted into a ratio of 1 part herb to 2 parts salt. My recipe is half the Tribune recipe because I had a huge amount of flour mixture left over; feel free to double it and then sift the leftover mixture to use another day. Finally, the Tribune recipe included a beaten egg mixed in with the buttermilk soak which didn’t seem to add anything; try if you like.

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Recipe: Corn Cucumber Salsa

Corn Cucumber Salsa

Corn Cucumber Salsa

Inspired by a memorable onion and cucumber salsa at Taqueria GDL in Glens Falls, NY. I had on hand some leftover Mexican grilled corn and Pickled Onions a la Mexicana, but you can use the instructions below to create it from scratch. Corn cucumber salad is cool and refreshing and goes well as a condiment for tacos or any Mexican dish and can also be eaten as a vegetable. Makes 2 c (4-6 vegetable servings or quite a few more salsa portions).

Ingredients:
2 ears of corn, roasted or raw
1 medium cucumber, peeled, seeded and finely chopped
1/2 medium onion OR 1/2 recipe Pickled Onions a la Mexicana
1 t cumin seed (omit if using the picked onions)
1/2 t salt (omit if using the pickled onions)
Juice from 1 lime
1/2 jalapeño pepper, seeded and finely chopped OR 1/4 cayenne pepper (omit if using the pickled onions)

Method: Shave the niblets off the corn and discard the cobs. Combine with other ingredients. Allow flavors to develop 1 hour before serving.

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How to win a cookoff contest

Ilium Enchanted City

Winning dish in the 2016 Emerald City Trial by Combat cookoff

Last Saturday I was a judge in the Trial By Combat cookoff, part of the Enchanted City steampunk festival in Troy, NY. The contest was sponsored by Yelp and organized by Daniel B of FUSSYlittleBLOG. We went shopping in the local farmers market and gave each of the five contestants a bag of goods they could use as they wished to create a dish in 45 minutes. The rules were somewhat looser than Iron Chef competitions: the chefs didn’t have to use all the ingredients (though they had to use at least some of them) and could add their own products.

First place went to Darla Ortega of Ilium Café, for the second year in a row, serving up a lesson in how to win a cookoff contest. Like Arrogate in the Travers Stakes the same day, she pulled away at the start and never looked back. Her dish took a toasted brioche from Bountiful Bakers, topped it with a chunk of funky Tobagi cheese from Cricket Creek which had been wrapped in uncured Mariaville bacon, then added her own seared scallop with a sprig of fried sage from the farmers market. The bacon was cooked off in a sauté pan till it almost disappeared and the cheese turned into a glorious gooey mess which was transferred to the bread at the perfect time.

On the side was Israeli couscous which had been cooked with some of the other supplied ingredients (notably golden cherry tomatoes) and a spoonful of micro greens in a tart dressing, and the dish was completed with a splash of maple raspberry jam from Jamtastic of Rupert, VT. The judges agreed the couscous was the only weakness of the dish. It didn’t add much since we already had a starch in the brioche, and we would have liked more of the micro greens to offset the fatty cheese and bacon.

Darla Ortega and son

Ilium chef Darla Ortega explains her presentation, with her son/kitchen assistant at her side

Two of the other contestants had pretty good entries, but there was really no question about the outcome. Darla Ortega followed some rules that I think are key to consistent success in an event like this.

  1. Make the flavors come together. Everything worked—the unctuous protein, the sweet jam, the tart greens, and the rich scallop as a platform they could play off against. By comparison, most of the other contestants gave us separate tastes in different parts of the plate.

  2. Do something dramatic. The chef brought big, beautiful scallops from her restaurant kitchen knowing this expensive, somewhat exotic ingredient might go well with the products supplied, and it worked. (Not everybody likes shellfish and some are allergic, but judges in a food competition agree to eat what is put before them so this is less risky than it appears.) Seem like cheating? Our bag of foodstuffs included a bunch of fresh shiitakes which could have been turned into an equally dramatic centerpiece and nobody took that bait.

  3. Presentation is a big deal. It was one of our three criteria (the other two were creativity and taste), and Ortega got top marks, but presentation is more about serving a pretty plate. Plating is the first impression your diner gets and it gives them clues about the different ingredients and how they are to be attacked with knife and fork. It also shows you care enough to pay attention to the details.

Tellingly, Ortega was the only chef who’d brought her own cutlery and napkins, which subsequently were borrowed [with no penalty assessed] by the other chefs.

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Experiments with smoked vegetables

Smoked Beets

Smoked Beets at left with fermented beets, pickled scapes, fried caraway seeds

The other night I fired up the Weber Bullet in the usual way, loaded some nice applewood… then, instead of a brisket or turkey on the lower rack I put in vegetables. And on the top, a tray of maple syrup. The results were interesting.

I’d heard about the beet that’s carved table side at Agern in NYC, and this was more an homage rather than an actual recreation (especially since I haven’t eaten there, though I’ve been to the Northern Food Hall next door). There, the beet is encased in an egg white crust that is cracked open for the diner. The *smoked beets are combined with raw, pickled (I assume sweet and sour) and *fermented beets and dolloped with *fried caraway seeds and scrapings of fresh horseradish. I only had the * items, but I added some pickled scapes which I expect contributed a similar flavor balance.

The verdict? Like I said, “interesting”. The smoked beets were tart yet retained a raw taste (in a good way). Not surprising since roasted beets get up to 400 degrees and the inside of the smoker isn’t close to that. The flavors of the individual items didn’t really come together as a cohesive whole. Guess I will have to force myself to go to Agern and try the real thing.

Smoked Brussels Sprouts

Smoked Brussels sprouts with smoked maple syrup

Then, on to smoked Brussels sprouts. Braising these with bacon for a smoky flavor is currently a thing, so why not just eliminate the middleman and actually smoke them? And I wanted to toss them with smoked maple syrup which I’d made by letting some good Grade B spend time in a flat aluminum pan on the top, as well as a bit of butter.

Again, interesting. With smoked meats, the bitterness of the smoke flavor is usually balanced by fat. No such luck here. These items were bitter but by no means inedible. I’ll happily use them as garnishes rather than complete courses.

The smoked maple syrup? It’s okay and I will use it in small doses for some cheese grits, maybe. I have no doubt I could have gotten the same effect with some Liquid Smoke. If we don’t experiment with smoked vegetables and other new concepts, we don’t evolve. But next time I’m sticking to brisket (with maybe a few veggies… eggplant?… around the edges).

NEW TO BURNT MY FINGERS? As you’ll soon discover, we’re  little obsessive about slow cooking over wood and coals. My original brisket recipe is as good a place to start as any.

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