Recipe: Bread Machine White Bread

Bread Machine White Bread

Bread Machine White Bread.

Bread Machine White Bread came from needing a fresh loaf for leftover roast beef sandwiches, in a hurry. I started with the Pain de Mie recipe on page 104 of Rustic European Breads from Your Bread Machine but made substitutions for ingredients I didn’t have on hand. The result was a very nice sandwich loaf: flavorful in a quiet way with a very soft crumb. Makes one 1 ½ lb loaf.

Ingredients:
3 ½ c all purpose flour
½ c rye flour (replacing semolina flour called for in the recipe; in both cases to add body)
2 T sugar
2 T unsalted butter at room temperature
¼ c sourdough starter (see note)
1 ¾ t whole milk (original recipe uses water and dry milk solids)
2 t instant yeast

White Bread Club

Moist and tender… bread machine white bread crumb.

Method: follow the directions for your bread machine to add ingredients; typically you start with wet ingredients, then add the flour, then yeast on the very top. If your machine gives you the option to pause after the initial mix of ingredients, do this BEFORE adding yeast and let the sourdough develop for anywhere from 1 to several hours, then add the yeast and proceed. (If your bread maker doesn’t offer that option, or you’re in a hurry, skip this step.)

Note on the sourdough: because I was in a hurry, I added unrefreshed starter straight out of the refrigerator, and didn’t follow the additional proofing step above. As a result the only contribution of the starter was a slight hint of tartness, but it certainly didn’t hurt.

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Is an electric stove in your future?

Cooking Electric

Cooking with an electric stove, in this case a quotidian Hotpoint, turns out to be not so bad.

We have been cooking on a four-burner Hotpoint range, and it’s not bad. The coils heat up quickly and cool down almost as fast, and the dials to control temperature are accurate and consistent. As a result, we’re abandoning our belief that electric stoves are without exception an abomination.

This was a surprise. Almost all rental units come with electric stoves (I guess they’re easier to install, maintain and replace) and we gave up on the search for a place with a gas stove. Our experience so far (in a temporary rental while our main house is readied for sale) has been that control is pretty good as long as you allow a bit of time for the coils to come to temperature, much as you’d do when cooking with a cast iron skillet. On highest setting, the biggest burner will boil a pot of water almost as fast as the 25000 BTU burners on our Bluestar. It’s night and day compared to previous generation electric stoves that would take forever to heat then burn your food.

Boiling Water Electric

On the biggest burner, the Hotpoint boils water almost as fast’s on my BlueStar.

There are rumors, and not from the cooking community, that politicians are conspiring to take away our gas stoves. These fears appear to be unfounded; the chairman of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has gone out of his way to say the agency has no desire to ban gas stoves but just wants to make them safer. Still, electricity is a cleaner form of energy than natural gas. The California Air Resources Board is floating a ban on gas furnaces and heaters, and New York City has restricted the use of fossil fuels in new large buildings.

We love our BlueStar Platinum, and will sorely miss it when the day comes, but we no longer feel that an electric future will be all bad.

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Recipe: Chili Crisp Sweet Potatoes

Chili Crisp Sweet Potatoes

Chili Crisp Sweet Potatoes.

Chili Crisp Sweet Potatoes are borrowed from our friends at Momofuku. Of course you can use their products if you have them, but this is a pretty good side dish with off-the-shelf ingredients. Serves 4.

Ingredients:
2 large sweet potatoes, approximately 1 1/2 lbs
¼ c maple syrup (Grade A dark preferred)
2 T soy sauce
2 T Chili Crisp or other crunchy mild chili sauce
1 T butter
½ t Kosher salt

Sweet Potatoes Garnish

If potatoes seem too monotone, garnish with toasted sesame seeds, green onion rings, or both.

Method: bake the potatoes in their jackets for 30 minutes at 350 degrees, or until they are tender to the touch and shrink inside the jackets. Cool, peel and cut into large chunks. Melt the butter in a microwave safe dish and mix with maple syrup, soy sauce, chili crisp and salt. Spread out on a parchment sheet (do not place directly in an oven pan because it will stick) and bake 25 minutes at 425 degrees until edges are crisp. Serve as a side dish with turkey, rib roast or other festive foods.

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Recipe: Cheese Board Green Hot Sauce

Cheese Board Green Hot Sauce

Cheese Board Green Hot Sauce, our rendition.

My friend Steve introduced me to the Cheese Board Green Hot Sauce on my recent trip to SF, which is a problem because now I’m gone and I must have more. It’s akin to our schug (aka zhoug) but with a mystery component that involves citrus. Makes about 1 c.

Ingredients:
2 c+ cilantro, finely packed, stems ok
3 cloves garlic, peeled
Chile peppers to your liking, serrano or jalapeño*
¼ c extra virgin olive oil
¼ c lemon juice
¼ c lime juice
2 T rice vinegar
1 T Dijon mustard
1 t sugar
½ t Kosher salt

Cheese Board Green Hot Sauce Label

The label on the Cheese Board product is a little vague as to ingredients.

Method: pulse all item in blender or food processor till thoroughly incorporated. Season overnight then taste. Add more salt, chili, citrus as need. Serve as a spicy condiment with just about anything.

Papa Chulo Hot Sauce

At one time the product was called Papa Chulo Green Salsa, and was available from a dispenser in CB’s cafe. Photo courtesy sepcooks.

*How hot do you want it? The original has a definite kick, but the heat does not overpower other ingredients. The jalapeños I’ve purchased in recent years have been very mild; I used two whole ones, with some of the seeds, and would consider adding more.

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Recipe: Creamy Artichoke Pasta

Creamy Artichoke Pasta

Creamy Artichoke Pasta

Taverna Novo, a rustic Italian restaurant in my home town, makes a delicious creamy artichoke pasta. Here is my take on it, and it’s pretty good. The secret is frozen artichoke hearts, from our friends at Trader Joe’s. Makes 2-3 main dish servings.

Ingredients:
12-oz package frozen artichoke hearts, thawed and drained
¼ c extra virgin olive oil
Salt and pepper to taste
Zest from one lemon, about 1 t, and juice from that lemon, about 1 T
½ c grated Parmesan cheese
1 T butter
2 c cooked pasta, from about 12 oz dry
½ c heavy cream

Method: heat oven to 400 degrees. Pat the artichokes dry and place in the middle of a silpat or parchment sheet on a quarter sheet pan, and gently toss with a little of the olive oil and salt and pepper to taste. Spread the artichokes out on the pan and roast till they begin to crisp and brown, about 20 minutes. Turn the artichokes and continue cooking until the other side picks up a bit of color, an additional 10-20 minutes. Reserve.

Trader Joe Artichoke Hearts

Trader Joe’s frozen artichoke hearts. Photo courtesy Trader Joe’s Reviews.

Cook and drain the pasta (I used fettuccini; Taverna Novo uses penne). Melt the butter in a saucepan and add remaining oil. Add cooked pasta, lemon, lemon zest and parmesan and toss until well heated. Add cream and toss again, taking care that the cream does not get too hot and curdle. Just before serving, add about half the artichokes and toss with the pasta. Portion out onto plates or transfer to a serving bowl. Garnish with the remaining artichokes.

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Recipe: Improved Oyster Sauce

Improved Oyster Sauce

Cook improved oyster sauce till it coats a spoon, like this.

If you’ve simply drizzled oyster sauce straight out of the bottle on your gai lan (chinese broccoli) and been disappointed with the results, then it’s time for our Improved Oyster Sauce. Adapted with a couple of tweaks from the excellent recipetineats blog. Makes ½ cup, enough to garnish a bunch of gai lan.

Ingredients:
1 t cornstarch
6 T water
1 T oyster sauce
1 t dark soy sauce, or 2 t “regular” (eg Kikkoman) soy sauce
1 T Shaoxing Chinese cooking wine
1 t sesame oil
2 t neutral vegetable oil
½ t sugar
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
1 t ginger, grated

Oyster Sauce Veggies

Overdone Chinese veggies are still good when served with improved oyster sauce.

Method: mix cornstarch with a little water in a saucepan over low heat; stir until well blended. Add other ingredients and cook, stirring constantly, till sauce is thickened. Serve over gas lan or other Chinese steamed greens.

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Big Mac fail

Big Mac Stock

You can’t fix stupid. Stock Big Mac has no mustard nor top condiment of any kind.

Emboldened by the interest in our In-N-Out experience, we did another burger test. The McDonald’s app had a deal to buy one Big Mac, get one free. We ordered one standard and the second customized with extra onions, extra pickles and mustard instead of sauce. Or did we?

It turns out mustard is not among the options to be added to the clown’s signature burger even though it’s available on other products, like our quite satisfactory modified cheeseburger. So we brought our own yellow mustard as we picked up our mobile order to eat in the car.

Modified Big Mac

Here’s our modified Big Mac before we added the mustard. If there’s extra pickle or onion, we can’t find them.

There was a jingle with the Big Mac ingredients which we can hum without recalling the words, but it was something like “two all beef patties on a sesame bun” with American cheese, shredded lettuce (but not tomato), two pickle slices, a sprinkling of chopped onions and an extra slice of bun. Oh, and there’s the secret sauce which according to a McDonald’s chef includes store-bought mayonnaise, sweet pickle relish and yellow mustard whisked together with vinegar, garlic powder, onion powder and paprika—no ketchup.

Big Mac Mustard

Big Mac with added mustard. Still not palatable.

According to Wikipedia, the Big Mac was invented at a Pittsburgh franchise in 1966 and today “is known worldwide and is often used as a symbol of American capitalism and decadence.” In its stock preparation it’s a grim eating experience because there is no condiment of any kind between the pathetic top patty and the sad toasted bun, plus the food prep people can’t put on lettuce without making a mess.

Would our custom burger be any better? After choking down the stock burger, we added mustard to that top layer and bit into our second sandwich. The mustard did not help. It was overcome by the general blandness of the other ingredients and if extra pickle or onion had been added we couldn’t tell.

In short, the Big Mac is irredeemable. Symbol of American decadence, indeed. Along with brains, it goes on our short list of foods never to eat again.

Big Mac Sauce

Here’s the secret Big Mac sauce. Yum!

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The ultimate In-N-Out cheeseburger

Two Cheeseburgers

The ultimate In-N-Out cheeseburger is at left.

To experience the ultimate In-N-Out cheeseburger you need to eat in the facility, vs. ordering to go. The public space is jammed, seating on hard plastic benches is uncomfortable and you have to wait for a table. But the presentation of the food makes it all worthwhile. How come?

For one thing, you will experience your meal as its best self—sizzling patty fresh from the griddle, just-melted cheese, a perfectly toasted bun and the shock of chilled lettuce, tomato and condiments. You will also get to appreciate the artistry of your Burger Chef (remember that video game?) who wraps the burger in paper with its best side showing and then poses it at just the right angle for maximum impact on your first encounter.

I got to eat at the Fisherman’s Wharf In-N-Out multiple times on an extended stay in San Francisco. On my last day I was served the duo of cheeseburgers you see here. You know my order: “double raw onions, mustard instead of sauce, pickles”.  When the store first opened 10 years ago or so, execution was wrong more often than it was right. But thanks to modern point-of-sale software, the kitchen now rarely makes a mistake.

This formula is my attempt to recreate the burgers of my youth in Dallas, specifically at Jack’s Burger House by SMU. In the south we always had mustard; I can’t remember a burger in Dallas without it. Thousand Island dressing, aka “sauce”, is simply ketchup mixed with mayo and a bit of relish, in other words a lazy person’s condiment. Replacing it with God’s honest yellow mustard is a no-brainer.

“Pickles” are also a logical mod because why aren’t they there in the first place? Maybe because we are supposed to be satisfied with the flecks of vegetable in our “sauce”. There appears to be a “pickles” key on the register, making it a popular addition.

In N Out Cheeseburger 1

Almost the ultimate In-N-Out cheeseburger.

But “extra raw onions” is, I admit, open to discussion and interpretation. A thin slice of onion is omnipresent on a Texas burger; you have to ask if you want it removed. Same with the stock In-N-Out burger, but I worry the slice will be too thin hence “extra”.

Which brings me to the pairing you see here. In-N-Out chefs prep their orders one at a time, according to the ticket. There is zero chance the burgers were prepared by two different people. Yet notice how different they are.

The burger on the right in the feature shot, and shown above, is pretty fine. Notice the way the melted cheese coats the patty, and the just-right bit of char on the toasted bun. You can’t see the second onion slice but it’s there, nestled under the first slice at the bottom.

Ultimate Cheeseburger

Ultimate In-N-Out cheeseburger.

But this is the burger that steals my heart, with THREE raw onion slices, oh my. (In fact, looking at the picture now there may even be a fourth slice, in the shadows at the very top.) You can also see the mustard oozing out at right below the bottom slice. This is key to the ultimate In-N-Out experience: something magical happens when the onion juice mingles with the tart vinegar in the yellow mustard. (There’s mustard at the bottom in the other burger as well, if you look closely.)

I can’t imagine what whimsey caused the cook to produce two so different burgers side by side, but I’m glad he did.

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The Hmong Aunties of Angel Cruz Park

Angel Cruz Park

Informal market at Angel Cruz Park in Stockton, CA

Angel Cruz Park is a public park in Stockton, CA where a number of Hmong vendors set up each afternoon to sell traditional foods. Some offer pickled veggies and tropical fruits, others set up grills and cook meats over charcoal, and others bring mortar and pestle and prepare fresh papaya salad on the spot. This has been going on for years, apparently with no concern for legalities or permits from the local authorities. Being in the Bay Area with a rental car, I decided to check it out.

Making Papaya Salad

Not the papaya salad vendor I was looking for, but Hmong Facebook group says she is equal to “30 years lady”.

The papaya salad was the main attraction, prepared before my eyes by a woman who started by asking how spicy I wanted it (I successfully communicated a little spicy but not mild) and then proceeded to pound chilis, rice powder and shrimp paste then add mysterious liquids followed by tomato slices, papaya, noodles (an option) and cabbage. The result was perfect and a huge portion was $7. The same lady sold me a grilled lao sausage for $2.

I also picked up a couple of grill sticks (beef stick, $2, chicken wing stick, $1), a pair of fried bananas (2 for $1), a quart of pickled greens ($5) and a nice bunch of fresh Chinese broccoli ($2). Good prices and good eating. Vendors were friendly and did not mind my taking a few pictures since I was buying from them.

Grill Sticks

Beef and chicken sticks grilling.

There is no official schedule but the vendors seem to be in the park every day starting in the early afternoon; a Yelp page says the market begins at 2:30 but everybody was set up and selling when I arrived at 1:30. There was a steady stream of visitors until I left a little before 3.

I had learned about the Angel Cruz vendors through the delightful Our Hmong Table Facebook group (private, but I was admitted quickly when I asked to join). After my visit, I posted a query about the best time to visit with my photo of papaya salad in progress. I mentioned that I had looked for a papaya salad lady who puts up a sign saying she has been coming to the park for 30 years; she was not there on my visit and I wondered if she was ok. The group responded quickly: “The 30years papaya lady is alright. The women in the picture and 30years are about the same in terms of making papaya.” Translation (I love the way Hmong posters express themselves in English): the lady you were looking for just took the day off but don’t worry; the lady you found is just as good as making papaya salad. The commenters also told me some vendors take time off during the cooler months and summer is the best time to visit.

Fried Banana Crossection

Cross section of fried banana… really good.

Stockton, which is actually quite a large city (#11 in CA, #55 in the US according to Wikipedia), has suffered some hard knocks in recent years. It had the nation’s sharpest drop in real estate prices in the recession of 2008, then the city went bankrupt in 2012 because of the declining tax base and also some fiscal mismanagement. More recently the main news has been a serial killer, who has apparently been captured. Yet I found it a positive, vibrant environment. Before vising the park I ate at Mitapheap, a restaurant a few blocks away serving delicious Cambodian food, and I recommend you do the same. On the way out of town I visited the town marina—you can actually navigate a boat here all the way from the bay—and strolled the promenade. I’d consider coming back for an overnight visit and eating more ethnic food.

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Award-winning San Francisco Pizza goes “up in smoke”

Jeremy Fish Tony Pizza

Jeremy Fish models Up in Smoke pizza box in its application as a bib. Photo by Jeremy Fish.

On arrival for a few days in San Francisco, we discovered an interesting project. Tony’s Pizzeria Napoletana, perennially ranked as of the world’s best pizzerias, has teamed up with Jeremy Fish for a collaboration called “Up in Smoke”.

Up In Smoke Pizza

Up in Smoke Pizza

Order Tony’s $30 “Up in Smoke” pizza with smoked mozzarella, millionaire’s bacon, pizzuti tomato, basil, volcano salt and Chris Cosentino umami spice, all on a wood-fired multigrain crust; get a Fish-designed carry out box that features stoner art with a top that can be used as a bib. Stop by North Beach Pipeline down the street and you can get “Tony’s Pizza Joint”, a one-gram pre-roll ($15) filled with Mother’s Milk cannabis and dipped in kief, a form of cannabis hash, in a container also designed by Fish. Do both and get a $5 discount when you present your box at Pipeline or show your doobie at Tony’s, which is what we did.

Up in Smoke Preroll

Up in Smoke Preroll

We added a wrinkle which made us glad we ordered in person, vs on the phone: we wanted the pizza in a plain box, with the art box on the side as it were. The cooks at Tony’s put up a bit of resistance because after all, why would you give somebody an empty pizza box? But a conversation with the counter guy, pointing out that Jeremy Fish hails from our hometown in Saratoga Springs NY and we wanted to preserve his artwork, turned the tide. (We also agreed to pay 55 cents for an extra pizza box.)

Pizza Box Top

Top cover of pizza box.

Fish, who now lives around the corner from Tony’s in North Beach, described the collaboration as a way to support small businesses in a tough economic environment and a changing neighborhood. He said he hopes it will bring more people into the neighborhood, which has struggled with a lack of tourism during the pandemic. “Do me a big favor and come out and smoke a doobie, enjoy a pizza and celebrate my neighborhood,” Fish said. “Help support this side of the city while tourism is a little bit fractured.”

Pizza Washington Park

Jeremy Fish suggests you enjoy your pizza and doobie in Washington Park, across the street from Tony’s.

We did. The pizza was enjoyable and harmonious with a definite smokiness plus a sweet element, maybe the oil from the candied bacon. The crust had wonderful chew and an interesting oven treatment, with char on top and bottom but no browning at all. This is Tony’s “California” style, baked in a 900-degree wood fired oven which is one of 7 in the place, each designed for a specific pizza category (and in some cases for a specific form factor).

While waiting for our order, we watched the action in the kitchen, including a guy who was twirling a towel on his fingertip, practice for tossing a pizza, and perused the blackboard menu above us.

Pizza Box Bottom

Bottom of Up in Smoke pizza box has a handy walking map of the neighborhood.

$30 is a bit steep for an individual pizza in our opinion, but the New Yorker at $34 for a 16 inch cheese and sausage combo is a much better value—and a Gold Medal winner too. We also had our eye on the Traditional Italian Beef Sandwich, Chicago-Style. Then we saw a guy in the kitchen making exactly that sandwich. He pulled two very generous puffy sub rolls out of the oven, each of them sliced in half and butterflied before firing. He layered on beef and jus then spooned on some chopped spicy veggies followed by an extra spoonful of jus. He closed the sandwich, pressed it for a neat fit and then brushed on something (a bit of melted butter or warmed olive oil?), a sprinkling of salt and some garnish, maybe chopped parsley. We will be going back for that sandwich.

IF YOU GO: they ordered a print run of 5000 for the project, and thus far they have gone through maybe 750 pizza boxes according to the counter guy at Tony’s.. So this will be around for a while, if you want to check it out.

Tony’s Coal Fired Pizza and Slice House

📍1556 Stockton St.
☎️ (415) 835-9888
🔗 tonyscoalfired.com

North Beach Pipeline 

📍1335 Grant Ave.
🔗 northbeachpipeline.com

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