Recipe: No-Bake Chocolate Cookies with Oats

No Bake Cookie

No-Bake Chocolate Cookie with Oats.

I ran into No-Bake Chocolate Cookies with Oats at a bake sale at my physical therapist. They’re mighty good and will give my Cashew Coconut Clusters some competition as a quick-energy snack. Makes maybe 2 dozen cookies depending on the size of your scoop.

Ingredients:
2 c white sugar
½ c whole milk
4 oz (1 stick/8 T) unsalted butter
Generous pinch of Kosher salt
4 T cocoa power (use something fancy if you have it, otherwise just plain Hershey’s Cocoa or equivalent)
3 c quick cooking oats
½ c creamy peanut butter (Trader Joe’s highly recommended)
1 T vanilla extract

Method: combine sugar, milk, butter, salt and cocoa in a medium saucepan and bring to a boil. Simmer a couple minutes till sugar is dissolved and butter is melted, stirring constantly. Remove from the heat and mix in oats, peanut butter and vanilla.

Prepare a half-sheet pan with parchment paper or a silicone pad. Use a spoon to shape and drop individual cookies onto the sheet. Let sit at room temperature for 30 minutes; they will cool to handling temperature but will still be a bit squishy. If you want more durable cookies, let them sit in the refrigerator till hardened then transfer to a container and keep in the fridge.

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Recipe: Fennel Cucumber Salad

Fennel Cucumber Salad

Fennel Cucumber Salad.

Half moons of fennel and cucumber have similar form factors, so seemed like a good idea to combine them in a fennel cucumber salad. A bit of sugar balances the astringency of the fennel. Thanks to this from NYT Cooking. Makes 4 appetizer servings.

Ingredients:
1 fennel bulb, trimmed at top and bottom then cut in half lengthwise and sliced into half-moons
1 medium cucumber, peeled and seeded then cut in half lengthwise and sliced into half-moons
1 t dried dill weed or 1 T fresh dill, chopped
½ t sugar
1 T white vinegar
1 T olive oil
½ t Kosher salt
A few grinds of black pepper

Method: combine all ingredients and macerate for a few minutes to develop flavors. Serve and enjoy.

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Recipe: Melissa Clark’s Red Lentil Soup

Melissa Clark Red Lentil Soup

Melissa Clark’s Red Lentil Soup.

In one of his weekly recipe roundups, the New York Times’ Sam Sifton mentioned Melissa Clark’s Red Lentil Soup as the only recipe she follows to the letter every time. Which got us wondering: what is so magical about this technique? Turns out the recipe does include variable ingredients and quantities… so not immutable after all. But it’s nourishing, easy, quick and cheap so we’re glad we found it. And yes, we’ve tweaked it as we always do. Makes about 4 delicious bowls of soup.

Ingredients:
I large onion, peeled and diced
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 large carrot, peeled and diced
3 T good olive oil
1 t ground cumin
½ t Kosher salt plus possibly more after tasting
¼ t ground black pepper
¼ t chili powder (your choice; we used a mild New Mexico variety)
1 c split red lentils (masoor dal)
4 c chicken or vegetable stock
Additional water as desired*
1 T lemon juice (or substitute 1 t ground sumac)
2 T finely chopped cilantro (or substitute 2 T finely chopped fresh mint or 2 t dried mint)

Red Lentil Soup

Alternate garnish of sumac and dried mint.

Method: sauté the onion and garlic in the olive oil till wilted, around 3 minutes. Add the spices and sauté 2 more minutes till everything is reduced and aromatic. Add carrots, lentils and stock and simmer till the carrots are just tender, around 30 minutes. Transfer half the soup to a blender or use an immersion blender to purée so the soup is mostly a smooth even texture but still has lumpy bits. Add lemon juice or sumac and taste for seasoning; we think ½ t salt is enough but you might want more and you might add more chili powder. Serve garnished with chopped cilantro or mint.

*Melissa Clark adds 2 more cups of water to the 4 c stock, which we think is way too much. Without extra water, it’s the perfect pea soup texture. But add more if you like and adjust the seasoning if you do.

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Let’s talk about Saratoga County Restaurant Week

Saratoga County Restaurant Week Food

Some of the dishes featured in Saratoga County Restaurant Week 2023. Photos supplied by participating restaurants.

Restaurant weeks are promotional periods during which local establishments offer a special menu at a fixed price to attract more business. To us the fixed price is key. If it’s $35 for dinner, let’s say, I want to see what the restaurant can do for that amount of money. If it’s a special entrée and accompaniments not ordinarily on the menu and the price is appealing, I’ll be there when the door opens.

Saratoga County Restaurant Week 2023, currently underway, introduces a twist: no fixed pricing. Susan Mangini, who moderates a terrific food group on Facebook, clicked on each of the 50 restaurants listed on the website and found pricing from $16 to $50. Restaurants are listed in the order they signed up so it’s not easy to find a given place you’re interested in. (The early bird, Patricia Novo, was “happy to have top billing since I worked my butt off to submit our menu in a timely fashion.” She’s a shrewd marketer as well as a great restauranteur.)

I followed Susan’s lead and found several deals I’m interested in. Eddie F’s will give you a cup of chowder, a clam strip roll with slaw and fries and a cannoli at lunch for $15; this is definitely a deal since the excellent New England style rolls are regularly $15 on their own.  I’m also attracted to Fat Paulie’s offer of a sub with porchetta, fresh mozz and arugula for $12; this is a special sub not normally on the menu and they’ll throw in a soda to wash it down. At the other end of the spectrum is that $50 deal from Morton’s Steakhouse; that gets you starter, a 6 oz filet or other entrée, a side and dessert and is a relative bargain considering the 8 oz filet is $53 on its own on the regular menu. (The 8 oz steak is available for a $12 upcharge during restaurant week.)

I’m less interested in places that appear to featuring a regular menu at regular prices with a drink or a cookie thrown in; not naming names but you can find them easily on the Saratoga County Retaurant Week website. And am frustrated by Dunning Street Station, which publishes an appealing Italian menu without a price. I’d jump at the bargain at $25, probably consider it at $35, would pass at $50. That’s the frustration of a restaurant week without price categories.

Tom Thibeault, who has appeared on these pages as the purveyor and installer of our BlueStar stove, replies in Susan’s thread that “These people work so hard to bring us amazing restaurant experiences. Food pricing is at an all time high, inflation is thru the roof and there is labor shortages. Have you seen the rent in Saratoga County? If you need to nickel and dime people to eat out, you probably should re-evaluate your financial choices/short comings, and just stay home. You’re paying for so much more than the food.” All of which may be true but the issue is not the pricing but the difficulty of shopping the selection. A restaurant needs to skate the razor’s edge of attracting business without losing money, and throwing hurdles in the customer’s path doesn’t make it easier.

Do you have restaurant weeks where you live? What are your thoughts?

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My grape jelly secret

McDonalds Grape Jam

My secret grape jelly stash from McDonald’s.

Actually I have two grape jelly secrets. The first is that it is a surprising ingredient in our Mystery Mayo, the doenjang dressing in Koreatown A Cookbook and in this collection which aptly describes it as “bright, lightly colored and super fruity”. (I’m very close to trying her Grape Jelly Ritz Cracker Icebox Cake which is just what it sounds like.)

But I’m unlikely to use grape jelly as a condiment, not when I have Frog Hollow Orange Marmalade and some sunny apricot jam made from fruit picked at its peak in a Northern California orchard. And there’s no room in my pantry for a product used only occasionally and in small quantities. Which brings me to the second secret:

Grape Jelly Open

Yes, I know it is really grape jam (because it has pulp in it vs being strained) but “grape jelly” sounds more appealing.

You can get grape jelly FREE with the McDonalds mobile app. In fact, it appears you can order it as a condiment, add it to your bag, then check out with nothing else which means “no payment necessary “ per the checkout screen. But that’s too much chutzpah even for Burnt My Fingers. So we request 3 packets each time we get the excellent McGriddle with bacon and cheese or with sausage and cheese and stash them away for future use. Pretty soon I’ll have enough for Crockpot Meatballs with Grape Jelly Sauce!

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What’s the best city for pizza?

Whitman Detroit Pizza

Does Detroit-style pizza make it the best pizza city? Photo courtesy Walt & Whitman.

What’s the best city in the USA for pizza? According to this source it’s Detroit, for the second year in a row. Diving into details:

  • Detroit is America’s best city for pizza, with low prices and the highest online search activity for pizza.
  • Americans think New York is the best pizza city, with 41% listing it among their top five pizza cities. Los Angeles (40%) ranks No. 2, and Chicago ranks No. 3 (35%).
    • Americans are the least impressed with Oklahoma City, Providence, Rhode Island, and Columbus, Ohio — just 2% consider them top five pizza cities.
  • Phoenix is the most improved pizza city, rising to No. 4 in our rankings from No. 42 last year because of its high Yelp ratings for pizza restaurants and a strong showing in our pizza reputation poll.
  • Pennsylvania is the surprising best state for pizza, with Philadelphia and Pittsburgh each making the top 10.
  • San Diego’s pizza restaurants have the highest average Yelp rating at 4.2 stars.
    • Memphis, Tennessee, has the lowest average at 3.1 stars.
  • Buffalo, New York, has the highest rate of pizza restaurants per capita, with 17.9 pizza shops per 100,000 residents.
    • Dallas has the lowest rate, with just 2.7 pizza restaurants per 100,000 people.
  • Cleveland has the most affordable pizza prices. A large cheese pizza costs about $12.40, nearly 3x cheaper than the $30.67 you’d pay in New York.
  • San Antonio is the worst city for pizza, with high prices and very little interest in pizza, according to online search activity.

At this point you’re probably asking, who sez? The rankings come from Clever, which does research for real estate companies. (If you are thinking about moving to a new city, or want justification for staying where you are, localized factoids are probably of great interest.) Here’s their methodology:

The cities in this study are ranked according to six different factors, which were independently weighted and combined to produce our final results. The factors are:

  • A Pollfish survey of 1,000 Americans, who identified cities with a great pizza scene (30.8%)
  • Our “pizza passion” score — a combination of Google search volume for 25 different pizza terms (30.7%)
  • Average price of a large cheese pizza (15.4%)
  • Average price of a large pepperoni pizza (7.7%)
  • Average Yelp rating of pizza restaurants in the city (7.7%)
  • Pizza restaurants per 100,000 people (7.7%)
Detroit Pizza Edge

Detail of the crispy edge on a Detroit style pizza. Photo courtesy our Yelp friend Roger K.

Data sources include Yelp, Google Trends, the U.S. Census, our own survey data, and numerous individual pizza restaurant websites.

Notice anything missing? Yep, the standardization on “large cheese pizza” and “large pepperoni pizza” assumes that all pizzas everywhere are the same which they certainly are not. Detroit features a distinctive style with the pie baked in a well-oiled sheet pan, so the edges become crispy. (Our photos come from Walt & Whitman in Saratoga Springs NY, which prides itself on its fidelity to the original.) It’s very different from the Greek style pizza at Campisi’s in Dallas or the chicken enchilada pizza which was ranked as a top choice by San Antonio Magazine.

It’s fun to make lists like this and just as fun to find fault with them. We’re especially cranky because our benighted Capital District is not included, since Clever focuses on the biggest cities in each state and Albany is #6 in New York. Which means New Haven CT, which actually is the best city for pizza, does not make the cut. Sorry, Frank Pepe.

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Taste test: How to keep bean sprouts fresh

Fresh Bean Sprouts

Big bag of bean sprouts as it came from the store.

In the frozen tundra where I live, it’s a half hour drive to the nearest Asian market selling fresh bean sprouts. Consequently, I always buy more than I need. And the unused portion slowly turns into a sad puddle in my fridge.

But does it have to be that way?

My current Asian market only sells prepackaged fresh bean sprouts, vs the other market that lets you grab them out of a bin with your hands. The bags of sprouts looked very fresh and healthy on my recent trip, but the lightest bag weighed almost 2 pounds. Rather than face certain spoilage, I decided it was time for a Burnt My Fingers Taste Test.

Blanched Bean Sprouts

Bean sprouts blanched for 1 minute, after 1 week.

Most ol the sprouts were scooped out of the grocery store bag (intentionally leaving a few, as a control in our test) and thoroughly rinsed.

Group 1 was submerged in water without further ado, to see if exposure to air was the problem.

Group 2 was microwaved on High for 1 minute in a 1600 Kw microwave.

Group 3 was blanched: water was brought to a boil, sprouts were dropped in, waited for water to return to boil and simmered exactly 1 minute then plunged into ice water.

Group 4 was blanched same as group 3, then placed in the freezer. The other groups were placed in covered dishes in the refrigerator.

Microwave Bean Sprouts

Bean sprouts microwaved for 1 minute, after 1 week.

One week later, we returned to review the results. Mung bean sprouts have a mild vegetal taste, but the main thing they add to a dish is texture. They crunch when you bite into them and pop with the liquid inside. That’s the standard our preserved sprouts would have to achieve.

Each of the preservation methods above was recommended on the usually reliable internet as the best way to keep bean sprouts fresh. Yet microwaving, blanching and blanching+freezing yielded an unusable product, at least for dishes where a crispy bean sprout is required such as pad thai. They might be okay folded into a pancake or egg foo yung, except for the defrosted test batch which was a sodden mess.

Frozen Bean Sprouts

Bean sprouts which were blanched, then frozen for 1 week, then thawed. Yuck.

Thus, the runner-up award goes to the bean sprouts that stayed in their original package. Ye,s there was some moisture in the bottom of the bag, but I could have picked out a few usable sprouts. This is 9 days after purchase—2 until I got around to setting up my test, then another week for the experiment,

And #1? The bean sprouts which had been submerged in water the entire time. The water got a little cloudy over a week but once drained and allowed to dry out the sprouts were virtually the same as when we started. Still plenty of crunch and no off taste. So there you have it: storing in fresh cold water is the best way to keep bean sprouts fresh.

Bean Sprouts in Water

The winner: bean sprights stored in fresh water, after 1 week.

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Recipe: TikTok Cabbage Pickle

TikTok Cabbage Pickle

TikTok Cabbage Pickle.

TikTok Cabbage Pickle is pretty, versatile and easy to make. (I transcribe the recipe in a few minutes and regret I did not capture the name of the original poster.) It’s a cross between sauerkraut and the curtido served with Salvadorean pupas: still crunchy, but with the funk that comes with the beginning of lactofermentation, Try it on a burger or other sandwich or as (or in) a side salad. This would be fun to make with kids because the steps are easy and logical and the results are great to look at. Makes about 1 pint.

Ingredients:
½ of a medium green cabbage, shredded
1 red bell pepper, cored and seeded and sliced into rings then into strips
1 large carrot, peeled and shredded
1 T kosher salt
1 c water
2 T cider vinegar
1 T chopped garlic (optional; makes the result extra funky)
½ t crushed red pepper or 1 jalapeño, seeded and sliced into rings (optional, if you like it hot)
Lemon slices

Method: combine cabbage, red bell pepper and carrot in a large bowl. Add salt and mix with your hands till all surfaces are exposed. Add optional garlic and hot pepper. Stuff into a 24 oz wide mouth Mason jar, or an equivalent leftover takeout container with a tight fitting lid. Add water and cider vinegar and top with two lemon slices. Seal the jar tight and shake. Leave on counter for 3 days, shaking and flipping the container bottoms-up ever few hours, then taste. If it’s not intense enough for your taste (it probably will be) leave on the counter for an extra day of fermentation. Refrigeate and enjoy within the next week.

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Vitamix 5200 review

Vitamin 5200 Cornmeal

Popcorn ground into cornmeal with Vitamin 5200.

I have long lusted after a Vitamix blender because of the mystique surrounding the brand. It can make soup! It can grind anything!  It’s ridiculously expensive but worth it! And so on. Last year I finally bought one when there was a sale during Amazon Prime days. My choice was the Vitamix 5200, a no-nonsense model without a touchscreen, on the recommendation of this Serious Eats article.

Vitamin 5200

My Vitamin 5200, scratches and all.

I didn’t fire up the Vitamix till a couple of months ago but have been using it regularly since then. And guess what? It’s a blender. Yes, it’s high powered, but other features make it only marginally better than my existing Waring Blade that currently retails for less than half the price of the Vitamix. (I have an older model but the features on the above seem similar.)

Blending? I enjoy a daily smoothie which includes peanut butter and frozen fruit, and both the Vitamix and the Blade do a good but not perfect job of blending everything to a thick liquid. Both generally leave a couple of big chunks intact. One time Trader Joe was out of the smooth peanut butter I love so I had to buy chunky. The Vitamix made the chunks completely disappear while the Blade left small (and unobjectionable) shards, so points to the Vitamix for its grinding ability.

Making soup? Here’s what the Vitamix will do, and the Blade will probably do as well: if you put 2 cups (no more than that) of viscous liquid in the blender and run it for 5 minutes on high (instructions somewhere say this won’t harm the blender but it’s an electric motor and that has to take a toll on its coils) the soup will get hot through friction. And that’s it. You could get the same results in a microwave, faster.

Blade Cornmeal

Popcorn ground into cornmeal with Waring Blade. Similar results to Vitamin, but with a lot of poweder.

Grinding solids? A pretty good cookbook came with the Vitamix and it includes a cornbread recipe where you grind popcorn into cornmeal. Both the Vitamix and the Blade did a credible job of producing uniformly slightly coarse cornmeal. The Blade did it faster but threw off a lot of powder which is wasteful and a cleanup issue. I’ll give the edge to Vitamix on this one.

Kneading bread? I followed the rather tricky instructions to knead a small loaf in the Vitamix and ended up with a sticky mess underneath dry ingredients. With time I could probably improve my technique and maybe even succeed in the final step, where you are supposed to pulse the kneaded ingredients for 2 seconds to make the dough rise off the blades so it comes out cleanly. (Note that this doesn’t really work in the video.) But since it’s easy enough to knead (a much larger amount of) dough by hand or in a Kitchenaid mixer if you get lazy, this isn’t something I’m going to continue to work on.

Self cleaning. This wouldn’t deserve a mention except that Amazon includes the phrase in its product name. All blenders are self cleaning: put a drop of detergent and a bit of liquid in the container, run it briefly, and it will dislodge much of the stuff on the bottom. But the Vitamix does seem to do a better job than the Blade which sometimes gets peanut butter stuck under its blades.

The Tamper. When I opened my Vitamix box I was surprised to discover a formidable black rod nestled inside the packaging. Vitamix calls this The Tamper and you can insert it through a hole in the top while the Vitamix is running to encourage ingredients to engage with the blades (it has a ridge that makes it stop just short of contacting the blades). To me this is a solution in search of a problem. Seems easier to do what most cooks would do instinctively: stop the machine briefly, open the top, and adjust the contents with a wet spatula. (That’s what the guy in the above video does.)

Vitaxmix Tamper

Vitamin 5200 Tamper

The user experience. Wondering if I had bought an expensive set of nonexistent emperor’s new clothes, I went on Facebook and signed up for several Vitamix groups. I wasn’t encouraged by what I found. Whereas the Instant Pot Community group (to give one example) has helpful newbie advice and good recipes, the Vitamix users seem mainly interested in add on products (you can buy a separate “dry” canister that goes with the “wet” canister that came with your blender, but as we saw with popcorn, the wet canister works fine for grinding) or how to keep your Vitamix looking new so you can display it on your countertop. That last made me crazy. Like any decent cook, I believe a beat up product is a good product because its wear is a sign of daily use.

Summing it up: I’m not sorry I bought my Vitamix 5200, but with its marginal benefits over other blending and mixing devices I probably wouldn’t buy it again.

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Food for Thought: Hebbar’s Kitchen

Hebbars Kitchen

Poori Paratha in progress, from Hebbar’s Kitchen.

My friend Minita is quite the polymath. She’s a tenured college professor, member of my local city council, author of best-selling lesbian romances, and an excellent Indian vegetarian cook. When she told me Hebbar’s Kitchen was her favorites source of recipes, I had to take a look.

You may not have heard of Hebbar, but she has over 9 million Facebook fans, 7 million YouTube subscribers and 3 million Instagram followers.  And nearly as many recipes, it seems like. You want paneer? There are 10 pages of paneer recipes, with as many as 8 recipes per page.  Want a nice crispy dosa? 9 pages of dosa recipes await you.

Hebbar's Kitchen

Our Smoky Indian Eggplant (Baingan Ka Bharta), based on Hebbar’s recipe.

Hebbar’s Kitchen was the source for our Smoky Indian Eggplant (Baingan Ka Bharta) recipe, which we modified very slightly with substitutions for hard to find ingredients. She alternates between calling the product eggplant, brinjal and baingan which is initially a bit confusing but ultimately a useful language lesson. (The blog is available in Hindi and Kannada as well as English.)

The recipe posts are full of repetitious language intended for the search engines (there is also a Hebbar’s Kitchen app for iPhone and Android, with fewer ads and less clickbait) but it’s easy enough to scroll down to the actual recipe and there are plenty of useful how-to photos. Next up for us: Poori Paratha, the flaky Indian cousin of the croissant. Check it out.

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