Recipe: Texas-Style Greens

Cooked collards with hard boiled egg

Your finished collards should look like this, tender but not cooked to death

My prep for Texas-style greens is very similar to black-eyed peas in that the secret to flavor is starting with a rich broth that has a good amount of fat. Unlike some, I don’t like to drown my greens in broth and I don’t like to cook them to death. And I especially don’t like to add sugar or honey. Serves 6.

Ingredients:
1 bunch collard greens or turnip greens, about 1 lb, washed, ends trimmed and coarsely chopped
1 c chicken or pork stock
2 T bacon grease or other fat
1 egg in the shell (optional; omit if using turnips along with their greens)
¾ t Kosher salt

Method: Steam the collards in the fatty liquid for about 20 minutes, covered, occasionally stirring so all surfaces are equally exposed to the liquid. I like to add an egg in the shell which is hard boiled by the time the collards are done. I then plunge it into cold water, peel, chop and add to the greens before serving. Serve with pepper sauce.

This recipe works equally well with turnip greens, with or without the turnips. If using turnips, omit the egg.

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Bonehead food idea of 2014 comes from Vermont Maple Syrup

Everybody’s doing end of year “best of” lists so here’s mine. The award for the silliest food-related news of 2014 goes to… Vermont Maple Sugar Makers Association. We’ll let them explain it in their own words:

New and old VT maple grades

Courtesy of Vermont Maple Sugar Makers Association

For years, Vermont maple syrup has been divided into one of four grades based on color and flavor. As consumer preference has changed over the past century, so too has the grading system evolved to provide a more accurate description based on consumer preference. The names of each grade, however, did not necessarily provide a meaningful description of the syrup. For instance, with no prior knowledge of maple syrup grades, Grade B does not mean much other than suggesting it would be a lesser quality than Grade A.

Beginning in 2014, Vermont maple syrup producers will start using a new grading system that will provide a better description of each grade, or class, of syrup. Each grade will state a color and a flavor descriptor:
Grade A: Golden Color with Delicate Taste
Grade A: Amber Color with Rich Taste
Grade A: Dark Color with Robust Taste
Grade A: Very Dark Color with Strong Taste

I kid you not. This is not a transcript from the Jon Stewart Show. Those are the association’s own words on their website. And, since all syrup is now Grade A, they have to spell out the distinctions on the labels resulting in the ridiculous complexity shown above. One can also see how the old names were so much simpler, more descriptive and in general superior. “Fancy” is the perfect name for the version of the product that is most refined and least flavorful. And Grade B has always been the delightful secret code for “best”.

Being in New York, I prefer our native syrup to Vermont’s though truth to tell I find the taste very consistent from one brand to the next (of course, I always buy Grade B). Seems like our state could seize a competitive advantage simply by keeping the old system but it’s apparently not to be.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture, and Agriculture Canada, the USDA’s counterpart in Canada, also are expected to change their grading systems in 2015 to mirror the ones adopted in Vermont, says USA Today. Which means meaningful syrup labeling will go away in the coming year and our food lives will be just a wee bit more confusing. Happy New Year.

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Recipe: Texas-Style Black-Eyed Peas

Black Eyed Peas

Black-eyed peas for New Years are supposed to be lucky.

The key to good black-eyed peas is a flavorful cooking liquid, ample allium components, and a generous amount of fat. I use dried beans (vs frozen or canned) unless fresh are available. Serves 6-8.

Ingredients:
½ lb dried black-eyed peas or 1 lb fresh
Water
Chicken or pork stock
1 medium onion, peeled and coarsely chopped
1-2 cloves garlic
¼ c bacon fat, lard, olive oil or other flavorful fat
1 t Kosher salt

Method: Cover dried peas with water in a saucepan; keep adding water till it’s an inch above the beans. Swirl the water with your fingers and pick out any broken bits that rise to the top. Cover, bring to the boil, turn off heat and soak at least 2 hours, preferably overnight. Omit this step if using fresh peas.

Drain off the water then add all other ingredients with enough cooking liquid to cover the peas. Cook 40 minutes until tender but not falling apart (the example in my picture is just past that point), adding more liquid if needed. In Texas we serve this with pepper sauce and maybe some scallions, whole or chopped, for diners to enjoy along with the beans.

Note: In rural east Texas in the summertime, many porches feature a lineup of family members patiently shelling peas, which are then sold in bags at roadside. Cream peas, crowder peas and purple-hull (considered the finest) are seen along with black-eyed peas, but the taste difference is subtle. However, fresh black-eyed peas of any ilk are a treat worth buying if you should find them at your local market.

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What happened to the carrot and onions in Julia Child’s boeuf bourguinon?

About to add the wine... note vegetables on top. If this is wrong, I don't want to be right!

About to add the wine… note vegetables on top. If this is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

I decided to make Julia Child’s boeuf bourguinon this weekend, following the recipe in my 1973 copy of Mastering the Art of French Cooking.

She’s got a nice technique for working the flour into meat: brown the meat first, then mix it in the dry casserole with the flour and seasonings; give the uncovered casserole a little time in a hot oven, which incorporates the flour and adds a nice crust to the meat.

The recipe also contains an anomaly: after we’ve browned the meat, Julia tells us to saute a sliced onion and sliced carrot in the same oil, then throw away the oil. The carrot and onion are never mentioned again. My guess is that the vegetables go in at the beginning of the slow oven cooking which is what I did: they’ll cook away to nothing and add to the flavor.

Assuming this error might have been corrected in later editions of the cookbook, I went online and googled the recipe. Several bloggers had reproduced it–and every one repeated the non-instructions for the carrot and onion. One wonders what value they’re adding, if they don’t even read the recipes they’re copying. (There were also some bloggers who had done their own riffs on Julia’s boeuf borguinon, which is absolutely fine with me.)

On Burnt My Fingers, I don’t think we’ve ever reproduced a recipe without adding to it or modifying it in some way. (A possible exception is out-of-print cookbooks where you’re not likely to find the recipe on your own.) Even if the recipe is the same or almost the same, we create our own instructions since, although recipe formulas are are in the public domain, preparation descriptions are the property of the author under copyright law. Which means we’d be very unlikely to repeat an error or omission in the original author’s recipe.

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Recipe: Orchid’s Chinese-Style Cold Noodles

Orchid Noodles

Orchid’s Noodles after Barbara Tropp

UPDATED: This is a great dish to take to a party… tangy, spicy and subtly sweet. Based on the “Orchid’s Noodles” recipe in Barbara Tropp’s classic (and sadly out of print) The Modern Art of Chinese Cooking. I generally make it with fresh noodles from my Asian market but Manischewitz Fine Egg Noodles were on sale for the holiday and I used those. Makes about 10-15 servings as part of a buffet.

Ingredients:
1 lb fresh Chinese thin egg noodles OR 8 oz dried fine (but not angel hair-fine) egg noodles like Manischewitz
2 T toasted sesame oil
3 1/2 T soy sauce
1 1/2 T Chinese black vinegar OR balsamic vinegar
1 T sugar
2 t Kosher salt*
3/4 t hot chili oil OR 1/4-1/2 t crushed red pepper
1/2 c scallions, finely chopped, including green as well as white portion of stalk

Method: Cook the noodles in boiling water until just tender–a couple of minutes for fresh, maybe 4-5 minutes for dried. Drain and run cold water over noodles to stop the cooking process; drain again. Dissolve dry ingredients in soy sauce then add the oil(s). Pour over noodles and add scallions, reserving a few rings. Toss thoroughly. Refrigerate at least 6 hours to allow flavors to develop, preferably overnight. Sprinkle reserved scallion rings on the top and serve cold or at room temperature.

  • That seems like a lot of salt but you’ll probably need it. If you like, use less salt then taste after a few hours and adjust seasoning as needed.

NOTE: original recipe has been updated to reflect my modifications.

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What does Fancy Food Show have against food bloggers?

Dissident Chef at Work

Look! It’s Dissident Chef Russell Jackson in the New Zealand Beef booth.

I have been a fan of the Fancy Food Show ever since I was introduced to it by my client Harry and David in the early 1990s. It’s a strange bird: a trade show appealing half to buyers of high-end food service delicacies, half to owners of what my mother would call “tricky” gift boutiques in the snowbird capitals of Sedona and Fort Meyer. It’s where I had my first taste of Serrano ham, and where I ran into my childhood Great Books teacher’s wife selling home-style Jewish pastries. And I’ve reported on my visits in this blog, repeatedly.

The last couple of years I have had a press pass which confers modest benefits. I get access to a room where I can sit down and write, with good wireless, and I get the news feed from exhibitors who are provided the press list. I also get to take photos, something that’s not permitted of regular attendees. And I save the few dollars that I’d otherwise have to pay for the badge.

This time, however, my request was refused, even though I presented the same credentials including a number of recent articles. I had seen complaints of similar treatment from other food bloggers who are much more established than I am and was first put out, then curious. I looked over my posts from the last few shows and wondered if I had been irreverent. Too much Serrano ham! Wise guy comments about gluten free products! A random shout out to Russell Jackson, the Dissident Chef, who was working at a booth I happened on!

Could it be that the FFS only wants bloggers who will toe the line and regurgitate press releases, instead of those who are looking for curiosities and offbeat stories? If so, I plead guilty. And will continue to report accordingly, though I guess without the photos.

Food never goes out of style, for obvious reasons, but obsessively talking about food is a fairly new phenomenon. I can’t see people ceasing to nourish themselves, no matter how much I extol prepper bacon on these pages. FFS should embrace the bloggers, not fear them.

For now, see you in San Francisco in a couple of weeks. I’ll be the guy sitting on the floor near the DeLallio antipasto bar, trying to get a wifi signal.

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Tactical Bacon… the perfect holiday gift, but for whom?

Tactical bacon

Tactical bacon and its can

Looking for the ideal Christmas gift for the person who has everything but hope? Tactical bacon, or tac-bac, may fit the bill. You get 9 oz in a $20 can which, since it’s already cooked, is in line with supermarket prices. But the beauty part is, this can will serve you in your fallout shelter or prepper sanctuary long after the supermarket has been blown to smithereens or taken over by zombies.

There’s lots of commentary on the Think Geek site that suggests this bacon is not only long-lasting, but delicious. Canadians are upset because it won’t ship out of the country but come on, you guys have pemmican, the original prepper food. I’m sure it’s loaded with those pesky nitrites but when the world has gone to hell that will probably be the least of your worries.

Tactical Bacon for Christmas, from Think Geek. Get it here. Right now they have free shipping when you use code SHIPUS. Domestic only, sorry.

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Wrapping up Saratoga Restaurant Week 2014

Mingle Korean Taco

I was happy to finally try the Korean Taco at Mingle and save a buck (think I might have liked it more with flour vs corn tortilla).

Why do consumer brands put coupons in the newspaper? To get trial from new customers who hopefully will become regular buyers. They know that many shoppers will buy just to get the discounts, and many of those who use the coupons would have bought anyway, but potential new customers are so valuable the brands are willing to put up with the negatives.

Why do restaurants participate in promotions like the just-concluded Saratoga County Winter Restaurant Week 2014, in my overserved, touristy corner of Upstate New York? It should be for the same reason. Most diners are conservative in their restaurant choices; once they find a place that is comfortable, that serves food they like at the right price, that their dining companions will accept, they’re likely to return again and again. So it should be worth some inefficiency to attract these new customers, even if you know others (including your regular customers) are going to take advantage of the savings.

This week I took advantage of one dinner ($30) and four lunches ($10 each) as well as passing up a number of other menus which didn’t look as attractive. Some places seemed to be doing lip service to the concept, offering a soup and half a sandwich for $10, or a salad and a tapa for $10, which didn’t sound like a very appealing lunch. A couple of places didn’t bother to post their menus, which of course defeats the whole purpose.

Of the meals I tried, I was happy to finally experience the Korean taco at Mingle but discounting it from $11 to $10 to hit the price point didn’t make it feel special. Mingle and a couple of other places were also serving items not on the regular menu, maybe to hit the price point; don’t you want customers to taste the food they can buy every day? Dominic Colose’s Wine Bar served a well-conceived dinner for $30 that not only hung together but gave you an idea of the chef’s philosophy: here’s what I can do for $30. I like that.

My best meal, and best value, was lunch at Maestro’s at the Van Dam where I had the crab cake (excellent, and normally $14), the house salad (showing they take care with sides, and normally $6) and a slice of chocolate cake (nothing special) for $10 total. I had been eager to try this place since the new chef arrived and now that I have, I’ll be back. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

It’s also worth noting that the Wine Bar and Maestro’s were packed while I was there. (Some of the other places were not.) So your food cost may be up, but you’re getting more bang for the buck on the fixed costs of keeping the doors open. Plus, when they see what a vibrant, popular house you run, those new customers are more likely to want to come back.

A few restaurant owners have grumbled on social media about how Restaurant Weeks attract low end bargain hunters, and a few local foodies have complained on their own blogs about the lack of good choices. Think of the coupon analogy, put out some real values on your best product, and you will be rewarded in the long run.

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The problem with porterhouse (updated)

Second try at porterhoouse

On the second try I had my skillet off-center above the flame to protect the tenderloin.

I have been paid to cook steaks and paid to eat steaks and write about them, but until recently I had never cooked nor eaten a porterhouse. Finally, after producing some aspirational copy for this “king of cuts” I decided it was time for boots on the ground.

A porterhouse is two steaks in one—a filet and a strip steak, separated by a bone. (The T-bone is a similar cut from further down the loin, with a smaller amount of filet.) Sounds like a great solution for the meat glutton. Can’t decide? Have both! But the problem with porterhouse is that the cooking and eating characteristics are very different for these two cuts of beef.

My steak, a Certified Angus procured at my local market, was on the small side at a little over a pound and one inch thick. I dusted both sides with Cavendar’s Greek seasoning and slapped it into a hot bare cast iron skillet and cooked till it was crisp and the flesh on the strip side was beginning to firm up—an indication of medium rare. I let it sit 5 minutes, and tucked in.

The filet is what most people will eat first, I expect. It’s smaller and on the outside as the steak is usually presented and there is no band of fat to get through if the steak is well trimmed. My first bite was ecstasy. I immediately thought, “this is like eating liver for someone who doesn’t like liver”—incredibly buttery mouth feel and feral, bloody taste. My filet was fairly small (I’d guess 2 ounces) and quickly disappeared.

Then I attacked the strip, usually my favorite cut, but it seemed coarse and chewy compared to the filet. It was also a bit more done than I like—still red in the middle, but on the done side of medium rare. I didn’t like it.

I did not plan to eat this entire steak myself, so I carved off a nice square to save for later and trimmed the rest off the bone so I could do some gnawing. And the meat near the bone was just plain raw, not rare, and at its heart not even warm. Yuck.

That last problem was likely the result of my habit of refrigerator aging. If I’d let the steak come up to room temperature then the bone would not have insulated the surrounding meat and kept it cool. But the rest of the problem is endemic to the identity of the steak, I think.

Even though I know the strip is a more flavorful cut, when the two are side by side tenderness trumps flavor. (Modernist Cuisine has a nice discussion of tenderness, which they define as the ease with which you can bite through a piece of meat, not chew it; the authors note that even lions have trouble chewing a sinewy antelope in the wild.)

As to the done-ness, most experts will tell you lean meat cooks faster but this just wasn’t the case for me. Maybe I had a leaner than usual strip, or maybe the outside of the skillet where the filet cooked was a bit cooler.

I did a survey of the online menus of a bunch of famous steakhouses and was interested to find most do not even offer the porterhouse but only filets, ribeyes and strips. Morton’s has porterhouse as a meal for two that is carved tableside. So perhaps the little woman gets the filet and the man the strip? And Peter Luger’s apparently cuts the meat off the bone, grills it in the kitchen, then reassembles the steak before serving. That would take care of the problem of degrees of doneness since the two steaks could be cooked on different parts of the grill.

Next time, I’m having a ribeye.

UPDATE: this experience gnawed at me, so I tried it again with another porterhouse and cooked it off-center on the flame so the filet was protected. The filet was again much rarer than the strip–it was blood rare while the strip was on the verge of medium rare. Based on the skillet position I would have expected the same degree of doneness. So I’m disputing the “lean meat cooks faster” thesis.

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Recipe: Italian Style Sautéed Greens

Braised Kale

This is what Italian Style Sautéed Greens look like in the pot: some bits a bit crisped, some under done; it will all even out when it is tossed and served.

This is my go-to recipe whenever I want a robust dish of Italian-style sautéed greens as a side dish. Kale or collards are best, though I think the first I tried the recipe it was designed for spinach. Serves 6-8.

Ingredients:
1 large bunch or 2 small bunch kale or 1 bunch collards, coarsely chopped
2 T olive oil
1 large garlic clove, finely chopped
1/2 t salt
1 T lemon juice
1/4 t red pepper flakes (optional)

Method: Wash the greens and get rid of most but not all the residual water. Heat oil to medium in a large saucepan, add garlic, sauté until aromatic but not browned. Add greens and sauté, turning with a wooden spoon to expose all pieces to the oil and heat. Cover and cook for a couple of minutes then peek. The greens should have cooked down considerably; if not, cover and cook a little more. Remove from heat and toss with the salt, lemon juice and optional red pepper flakes. Serve immediately.

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